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The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety


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I used to think I enjoyed the occassional perverted deviance in the bedroom. Then I saw the Internet and realized that the ol’ fashioned doggystyle hairpull doesn’t cut it with some people. If you can only get off when someone chokes the shit out of you with their thighs, maybe it’s time to take a step back and get some perspective on your life. Nah, fuck it. Just get a Thighmaster and a video camera.

2 Responses to "The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety"

  1. monte says:

    hooker: “you want me to do what?”

  2. Veximos says:

    yes! NOW SCREAM INTO THEIR VAGINA HARDER!


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