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The Perils Of A Teenage Boy

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The look of frustrated anger on this young man’s face really brings me back. He just got out of the pool, he’s dripping wet, he’s waiting for that asshole to get out of the way so he can get some pizza and then, out of nowhere, an untimely erection.

Anyone who’s not had the pleasure of experiencing male teenage hormones might think the two bikini-clad girls in front of him sparked his wood. Sure there’s a possiblity, but chances are he had that long before he got in line. The teenage boy’s member can be called to attention by nearly anything. Here are a few examples:

A slight wind
Watching Peter Gammons report from the stands
Chairs
The sound of a can of tuna fish opening
Opossums
Hearing the word “bassoon”
Faxing a resume
Tom Clancy novels
Eric Scott “Butterbean” Esch
Changing a tire
Having sex with a girl
Herb gardens
Being awake

19 Responses to "The Perils Of A Teenage Boy"

  1. awesome says:

    its not fake its just his legs are at converging points and it tricks the eye with perception (if you do art or photography you’d know) but if you look closely you can tell that his legs are in the right places and wehre they do overlap.

  2. bob awesome says:

    I never showered after gym class solely out of fear of the NARB

  3. kaitlin says:

    holy shit that guy looks like my brother o.o

  4. holy crap says:

    look at one of the girls’ belly button.. wtf?

  5. Jach says:

    Fake! After having just gotten out of the pool, I find his shrinkage resisting powers are superhuman. Also, what the crap’s up with that girls’ belly button?

  6. Ghuqu says:

    Her belly-button looks like a Cheetos nipple

  7. gruedr says:

    this is fucking fake ya nubs. i stumbled on this single picture months ago.

  8. Anonymous says:

    I thought her belly button was her finger.

  9. Anonymous says:

    this picture is definitely real…he’s one weird kid…i know him

  10. MUPPET125 says:

    aye, what picture, says picture unavailable

  11. BEASTxx says:

    That is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while! lols

  12. Mr. Balls says:

    That guys got a pointy boner.

  13. KeeblerKahn says:

    Only the finest in Target swim wear for those girls.

  14. david says:

    my god, what’s wrong with the young man, i supposed he should go to ” I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c om ” to find a GF

  15. Chaosman says:

    Ummmmm….Is it bad that at 40 that still happens to me????

  16. alumni says:

    That is most definitely from the public pool at Penn State. Guarantee he’s an engineering major…or maybe ochem.. or maybe compsci… hmm.

  17. boxspring says:

    oh the N.A.R.B… the No Apparent Reason Bonner. It knows right when to strike.

  18. Nick Dasko says:

    Doesnt he know its not polite to point

  19. superjelly says:

    FAKE!!! Which leg is in front of the other???? The shorts leg doesn’t match up!