This spacious abode is located in Abbottabad, Pakistan, just 100 miles north of Islamabad, the entertainment-rich capitol of Pakistan!
The luxurious mansion was built on a large plot of land, and is reportedly eight-times larger than all of the other homes in the area! This means you and your children will have plenty of room to play, frolic, and plan “events,” like improvised explosive sack races or — Holy cow! — how about some water-balloon Wars?! And you’ll never be without someone to play “games” with as you’ll be able to recruit friends for your family play time from the Kakul Military Academy, which is situated only a half-mile away!
With exterior walls more than 12-feet tall, you’ll never have to worry about pesky neighbors peeking in on you and reporting the pool you just installed without a permit to provincial officials/large intelligence gathering agencies.
While the home is a bit of a fixer-upper, it’s also an interior decorator’s dream! The numerous holes in the walls wisp in a gentle, relaxing breeze during those hot Pakistani summers. Also, with Interior Design Magazine saying that large blood stains “will be the hottest home decorative trend of 2012,” you’re ensuring that you’re going to be well ahead of the game and will own the home that will be the envy of the neighborhood! The home will come equipped with so many blood stains! Your friends will think you’re so rich and trendy and possibly hemorrhaging!
Also, it has a chair! Look!
At $1 million, this house could be your new home!
For more information, please call Donna “Stay Classy” Martin at (555) 547-42120.
(Please, no questions about previous tenant)