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The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes

If you’ve been to college, you know, Halloween means sorority girls in slutty costumes. But how do they so consistently choose to wear slutty costumes without fail? Well, we intercepted an internal memo from the head of college sororities. Take a gander, it’s shocking.

7 Responses to "The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes"

  1. Endrju says:

    Wear, not Where. :)

  2. John says:

    Next time try spell check. COME ON!

  3. extraducksauce says:

    dude . . W-E-A-R. OMG, teh intrenetz is killing teh spellng.

  4. extraducksauce says:

    dude . . W-E-A-R. OMG, teh intrenetz is killing teh spellng and teh grahmmer.

  5. Why are women always trying to turn a normal costume into a “sexy one”? Here’s a funny Halloween video from Women Be Trippin.

  6. Scott says:

    Hey, extraducksauce, next time, don’t try so hard. We get the idea… especially after the first couple posts.

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