If you’ve been to college, you know, Halloween means sorority girls in slutty costumes. But how do they so consistently choose to wear slutty costumes without fail? Well, we intercepted an internal memo from the head of college sororities. Take a gander, it’s shocking.

Wear, not Where.
Next time try spell check. COME ON!
dude . . W-E-A-R. OMG, teh intrenetz is killing teh spellng.
dude . . W-E-A-R. OMG, teh intrenetz is killing teh spellng and teh grahmmer.
Why are women always trying to turn a normal costume into a “sexy one”? Here’s a funny Halloween video from Women Be Trippin.
Hey, extraducksauce, next time, don’t try so hard. We get the idea… especially after the first couple posts.
Hello. Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
I am from Bahamas and also now’m speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Avtovaz has stopped production again due to a renewed dispute with parts suppliers, which request being paid fully in cash as they are hit hard by the credit crunch.Enault devient le partenaire strat; gique vtovaz sur yahoo! Auto.”
Best regards
, Kyne.