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The Vicious World Of Community College Pageants

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There are too many amazing parts to this video, so I’m just going to leave you with this informative quote:

“Mr Harold Pritchard, from the Advantage One Hair Salon in Newton, discussed modern methods of hair care. The contestants asked specific question about their own hair and shared common problems and difficulties. Harold provided support and various solutions to their problems.”

11 Responses to "The Vicious World Of Community College Pageants"

  1. Sean says:

    I thought it was a little strange that the video was perfectly framed on the ‘surprise’ winner for about a minute before it was announced.

    Presto was fucking awesome.

    Thank you America, thank you.

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  3. The Stig says:

    Chicks still dress like that in Hickory……you could change the “1990-1991″ in the title to “2007-2008″ and no one would be able to tell the difference.

  4. bruce says:

    funny vid, i will uploaded this to tall dating site—Tallmingle.com— to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.

  5. Stephen67 says:

    I’m so glad I was just a kid in the early 90s, least I would have an excuse. How much would it suck to look like that your senior year?

  6. kid says:

    The announcer at the beginning sounds like Mr Mackey from South Park. And what’s with the palsied contestant? Does she only get to come out of her glittery purple cage for comic relief at beauty pageants?

  7. Hank Strapon says:

    We should hire that one guy from the batcave to hunt ‘em down and punch ‘em in the face for being like that.

  8. L says:

    That is not Mr. Mackey, that is clearly Kenneth from 30 Rock. Go on, listen to it, and tell me I’m wrong.

  9. Pratik says:

    Is this maybe a cosmetology college instead of a community college? Because I doubt a regular community college would put this much time and effort into something as ridiculous as this, as well as bring in a “hair expert” to do a seminar.

    And yes, I died a little inside when 00:51 came around. Is that a dude with hair growing on his forehead?

  10. H says:

    Nope this is a regular Community College. I live in Hickory right now, and CVCC is the Harvard on the Highway haha. I have no doubt someone would have put this much effort into a pageant here…not much goes on in HKY.

  11. Pratik says:

    Damn… it is a real community college? Who entered into the pageant… stay-at-home moms and overly excited adult students and Dr. Phil fans?