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The World Needs More Bicycle Kung Fu

Remember that time your female bicycle gang was attacked by those evil construction gang and you had to use your sweet BMX bikes to do some serious two-wheeled Kung Fu on their asses to teach them a lesson? Do you also remember that you hear a peel-out noise every time you either hit the breaks on your bike, or pedal it…or ride it. And let’s not forget that time you pulled off a slow-motion bunny hop over your friend. Or the time…ahh, never mind. Just watch this awesome video.

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5 Responses to "The World Needs More Bicycle Kung Fu"

  1. whoa, this is the girl wearing a skirt as a top-est fighting scene ever!

  2. Pratik says:

    So as long as it has some kind of martial arts in it, Asians will watch it no matter how retarded the rest of it is?

  3. JT says:

    Pelz, that comment was so un-gay…

  4. BikeKungfuFan1988 says:

    That was so cool im going to spend the rest of the day trying to get my moms ten speed to squeel like that everytime i stop on a dirt road. See you guys later

  5. QQQQ says:

    NEVER, NEVER do that again!!


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