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43 Responses to "The Worst Theater Experience EVER?"

  1. Pac-Man says:

    That IS a horrible movie experience… I HATE it when some A-hole sits in the seat that I’m clearly using for my side-fat! What a Dick!

  2. jakethesnake says:

    Guess who eats their popcorn with extra butter

  3. Bill Clinton says:

    You’d have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

  4. Anonymousy says:

    Looks like he is dating one of the hippos.Indeed worst experience ever!

  5. Twattage Cheese says:

    FREE WILLIE!!

  6. Twattage Cheese says:

    The umpa lumpas need to roll her to the juicer.

  7. Phil Jones says:

    That reminds me. I saw a pic of some FAT guy on a plane 3 times her size. Later on, there was a news story about Kevin “Clerks” Smith getting kicked off of his flight for being TOO fat.
    How about we solve this problem by NOT BEING FUCKING FAT! FAT FUCKS!
    Snootchie Bootchies!

  8. DonkeyFucker says:

    Looks like someone’s a little jealous that fattie there is getting to tap some ass, which is more than can be said about you.

  9. DonkeyXote says:

    Oh fuck up! Kevin Smith admits paying for two seats to fit his wide load on planes, which shows consideration from his part. Sadly, the same cannot be said about the douchebags that kicked him off his flight.

  10. Fuck you Donkey says:

    Looks like Phil hit a nerve with Donkey and the fattie. Must be Donekey’s a fat fuck too. Anybody surprised by that??? I doubt it.

  11. DonkeyFucker says:

    Dwight, you just don’t know when to give up, do ya?

  12. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    Go away DonkeyXote, noone here likes you!! Where do you get all the energy????? This is MY site, O.K?

    Just go!!!!

  13. Stumpy says:

    Yo momma so fat…she went to the movies, and sat next to EVERYBODY.

  14. DonkeyXote = Dwight says:

    Hey man, that’s mean.

  15. DonkeyXote says:

    O.K Dwighters!

  16. DonkeyPwnt says:

    Fail Donkey, not Dwight

  17. Everybody says:

    Thanks for the correction, DonkeyPwnte, but we still don’t give a flying fuck about what you have to say. STFU already.

  18. DonkeyXote says:

    Fucking fatties!!! If there’s one thing that grinds my gears is a group of fat slobs obstructing halls and stairways with their fatinness, fucking a-holes at least have the decency to stand to the side of the road!

    There are those that actually through a small group of people with eons of space around them in a hurry to get to a fast food joint or a couch. Clearly, it is obviously too much of an effort for these chubby sons of bitches to walk AROUND the group.

  19. DonkeyXote says:

    There are those that actually *PUSH* through a small group of people

  20. Just sayin says:

    DonkeyPwnt…That’s a great new name for the Donkey.

  21. DonkeyXote says:

    What makes you think I wrote that exclusively for you?

    Eegocentric little fuck!

  22. Fuck you Donkey says:

    Hey Donkeyfuckstick, if you are going to rip every person who ever makes a spelling/grammar error, get your own posts right. If not, shut the fuck up.

  23. DonkeyXote says:

    Every person, or your every clone, Dwight?

  24. DonkeyXote = Dwight says:

    I admit it guys, I made Dwight up because I have a social disorder and argueing with myself on a picture forum helps me ejaculate at night.

  25. Anonomys says:

    first

  26. FlashForMe says:

    firs to reply to the first comment…
    anyways how about
    The Worst Flying Experience EVER?
    http://www.epiclosers.com/load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/purchasing_two_seats_fail/8-1-0-462

  27. happy says:

    now we know what happened to violette

  28. MyFightWiffaCheeto says:

    Damn DonkeyXote. Just damn.

  29. DonkeyXote's Tranny Mom says:

    OK, seriously you guys, enough is enough:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6320423

    OUR ASS-HOLES DON’T CLEAN THEMSELVES YOU KNOW!

  30. The World says:

    NO MERCY: FINISH HIM!!!

  31. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Seriously bro?

    You have to save if first, then post it up, otherwise it doesn’t show. Rookie mistake, it’s understandable.

  32. DonkeyXote's Tranny Mom says:

    Oh! My bad, I already deleted the video though… :(

  33. Lou Dodds says:

    Wow, can you imagine getting squeezed by those to behemoths! Wow, scary!

    Lou
    http://www.anonymizer.us.tc

  34. Sexyb says:

    DonkeyXote is a homo. dwight can suck it to. It looks like donkeys mom from up here

  35. DonkeyXote says:

    Give it up Dwight, you’re not impressing anyone anymore. Your victory was very short lived, I suggest you either shot yourself in the face, or get a life.

    Seriously.

  36. Everybody says:

    Dwight’s victory may be short lived, but it hasn’t died yet Donkey. You can keep telling yourself otherwise but it wont make it true. Just take the pwnage like a man, don’t be a whiny bitch about it and you’ll be better off. The more you act like a bitch, the more it looks like Dwight really got to you. Sometimes you just need to take the ass beating and shut the fuck up about it. This is one of those times.

  37. DonkeyXote says:

    Sounds to me like you’ve got an abundant experience taking ass beatings, Dwight.

    You should try bringing that up to your shrink on your next consultation; see what he’s got to say about it. My take on it is that you’re still struggling to overcome your anal phase of psychosexual development.

  38. Add mayo says:

    Desperation makes my cock hard for Donkey’s raw, leaking asshole.

  39. Phil Jones says:

    Jeebus!
    I am proud to be an American but this shit is just fucking disgusting. How sad can our culture be when one this great about our country is the people here are fucking fat asses. No shame.

  40. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    ORGANIZE your thoughts FIIIIIIIIIIIRST, you stupid motherfucker.

    Do you have severe speech impediments or something?

    FUUUUUCK!

  41. Turd Ferguson says:

    Why doesn’t this bitch just move down a row so she can have those 2 seats to herself?

  42. Don Quixote says:

    seriously guys?

  43. DonkeyXote says:

    You’re one persistent little motherfucker, aren’t ya?

    “You nick is no spelt problerly, blah blah blah”

    “Why use X when an H would suffice, blah blah”

    Chances are you haven’t even read the fucking book, and even if you had by a very long fucking shot, you would have read it in English, which is not the same by fucking far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S and yes, I am aware of the spelling mistakes in the quotations, that’s just how bad you miss-fucking-spell. Dumb cunt!


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