Duck for cover
I’d sleep with that too if i were married to count dracula over there.
So are her fucking teeth!
Fuck the crack skeeze, Duck meat for my dong.
This guy is thinking screw this nasty bitch… im fucking the duck.
One shouldn’t have physical relations with their Quack
Her face is unbeakable! if unbeakable means fucking horrid!
Is that the AFLAC duck?
All I can see is that womans horrible teeth!
When you said you mounted birds I thought you were a taxidermist!
No SERIOUSLY…. The more I stare at that nasty bird the more I think I can honestly smell it.
he has no choice!
no, thats a lady off in the distance
Does he have a boner too? YIKES!
btw its not his kid at all, but she calls him daddy
Look at the alternative behind…
Hidesously repulsive, disgusting duckling, or the bird that he’s cuddling with. Decisions, decisions.
Look at the teeth on that Euro skeezy.
She looks like she’s been eating rocks.
….Also that duck looks like it’s been dead for a while…someone may wanna call the vet.