I can sort of understand some of the weird little fetishes that people have (I just renewed my subscription to Fat Midget Foot Sex Weekly), but sometimes I’m at a loss. For example, the thought of someone taking a dump on my stomach doesn’t really make me want to have sex. Neither do Mexican donkeys. But now I have another fetish to add to the “No Thanks” pile: The wedgie fetish. As you can see from the…(I never thought I’d type this)…wedgie fetish message board, there’s a forum for people who like to hear about hot and sexy stories of someone getting their underwear jammed up their crack. But, having said that, here’s a bunch of people getting wedgies. Do with them what you want.
OK, now the wedgie fetish makes sense.