I can sort of understand some of the weird little fetishes that people have (I just renewed my subscription to Fat Midget Foot Sex Weekly), but sometimes I’m at a loss. For example, the thought of someone taking a dump on my stomach doesn’t really make me want to have sex. Neither do Mexican donkeys. But now I have another fetish to add to the “No Thanks” pile: The wedgie fetish. As you can see from the…(I never thought I’d type this)…wedgie fetish message board, there’s a forum for people who like to hear about hot and sexy stories of someone getting their underwear jammed up their crack. But, having said that, here’s a bunch of people getting wedgies. Do with them what you want.
OK, now the wedgie fetish makes sense.
I can’t form words to describe how bizarre and utterly hilarious this is.
I understand this more than I understand the balloon or clown fetishes. I’d rather have my underwear cut me in half than have to fuck a clown.
I didn’t know cabbage patch dolls could be sumo wrestlers
I know this sounds wierd, but there was a girl in college who turned me on to this. She was servicing me and just reached around and pulled them up, not enough to hurt at all, but just enough to let me know what she was doing. For some reason or another, there was just this rush that I got. I can’t really explain it, but it was great. Since that night I have been getting girls to do this, and almost all of them have asked to return the favor. I’m not crazy with it like the message board people, but it can definately add a dimension to the whole thing that you would never believe, and if you do believe anything I’ve written…you FAIL.
I know this sounds wierd, but when I was in college some girl was servicing me, and she reached down and pulled them up a bit. Not enough to hurt, but just enough to know what she was doing. It gave me a rush that was really pretty amazing. I don’t like to go crazy with it like these people, but you would really be surprised how good it feels. Ever since then I have asked girls to do it to me, and almost all of them have asked me to return the favor. I really suggest it for anybody who hasn’t tried it yet. It provides a unique sensation that you wouldn’t believe, and if you believe anything that I’ve written…you FAIL.
For some reason the first one didn’t register right away, so I wrote it again. The first one is definately better, and you still fail if you believe it, but I guess I fail for doing that.
My question is…Why dont the guys try it from the front? That way they can cut their nuts off and not reproduce. There would be more girls looking for someone to bang them and hold their panties they are tied to a pogo stick. That would be awesome!!
I WANNA BE SOME OF THOSE G STRINGS AND THEN THERES SOME THERE I MIGHT NEED TO STINK ABOUT!!