There’s Nothing More Relaxing Than A Meatscape

posted 04/02/2008
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I’m going to come out and say that I hate art. I hate museums, I hate auctions, I hate people who wear ascots and talk about the “vision” of some painting that looks like it was made when a fourth-grader spilled his paint tray all over a canvas. But I do like meat. A lot. So this series of artistic collages of Meatscapes by genius Nicolas Lampert can only be called Meatsterpieces.

I would like to thank Nicolas for finally putting art into a context I can understand. A delicious context. A few of my favorites are below, but you can see the whole collection here.

meatscapes

via Inventorspot.com

Tags: 2008-04, Blog entry, meatscapes, meatsterpieces, News, nicolas lampert

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6 Responses to "There’s Nothing More Relaxing Than A Meatscape"

b0b says:

April 2, 2008 at 6:40 pm

i need to put one of these up in my bathroom
PeePants says:

April 2, 2008 at 7:42 pm

I have a lovely picture I am putting up for auction on eBay of me sitting in front of the fire with no pants. There is no meat, unless you consider my member “meat.”
MikeD says:

April 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

The day was going well. Both Jim and Steve had been riding for days, eager to get home to see their families. There was only one obstacle left: Mt. Schnitzel”
quarrygirl says:

April 3, 2008 at 4:46 pm

that’s fucking SICK!
fernando de la muerto says:

April 5, 2008 at 8:33 pm

If by SICK you mean FUCKING AWESOME!!! then yes, you are correct.
VikingFace says:

April 21, 2008 at 7:57 pm

quarrygirl is upset by the pictures of delicious meat, beautiful landscapes and happy people who are thrilled to be in the presence of these two things because she is a vegan. I say we eat her.

There’s Nothing More Relaxing Than A Meatscape

6 Responses to "There’s Nothing More Relaxing Than A Meatscape"

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