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There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

 
What the hell am I going to say about "Starfish Hitler" that’s going to add anything at all to this video. I just want to know the writer’s thought process when he wrote:
 
"INT. FOREST – DAY: A starfish explodes and turns into Starfish Hitler."
 

13 Responses to "There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video"

  1. Library says:

    Well what the fuck happens next? Does Starfish Hitler get his or what?

  2. Gaming Monkey says:

    It should be “EXT. FOREST – DAY (…)”.
    Other than that, this would also be a great concept for a Nazi version of Spongebob Squarepants.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Why the fuck am I not living in Japan?

  4. Exile says:

    I’m pretty sure that was a starfish Obama.

    Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein (Starfish) Obama

  5. Kevin says:

    So this was the original power rangers or something? I wish my generation’s power rangers had a star fish hitler.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t think the Japanese would be so eager to revive memories of WWII.

  7. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    Having just watched “Saving Private Ryan”, I gotta say that Steven Spielberg is full of shit, man.

  8. Pratik says:

    This reminded me of that atrocious Big Bag Bettleborgs show back in the 90s.

  9. Anonymous29 says:

    Don’t talk shit about Beetleborgs, man. That shit shaped my childhood.

  10. edwordrules says:

    you forgot to mention the kick ass sound effects and that he uses roman candles as weapons!!

  11. so0pa says:

    It’s the Japanese uncut version of Power Rangers lol

  12. sam says:

    Dude that is awesome…pass the j.


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