TV shows made by kids, for kids, are always going to lack a certain production value that you tend to expect from professional shows like CSI or...one of the other CSI's. But these clips from, what seems to be, a cable access children's show, take awkward to a whole new level. If anyone knows where these are from, please let us know.
I can't tell who's weirder: Is it the future date-rapist or the...yeah, it's the future date-rapist.
For such a fat child, Tony seems to have a lot of trouble eating. First he can't cut his bread, and now he can't steal the cookie jar off the top of the fridge without getting his fat ass in a bind. C'mon Tony. Get your shit together.
Will you two just do it and get it over with. You could cut the sexual tension with fat little Tony's worthless butter knife.
Let's translate this video: Asian Kid: I would like to have sex with your sister.
Black Kid: Touch my sister and I will murder you.
I call this one "The Most Boring Conversation On The Planet." Look for it to appear in the next Werner Herzog film.
Yes, he has long hair. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. Would you also like to point out that the sun is warm and water is wet?
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