TV shows made by kids, for kids, are always going to lack a certain production value that you tend to expect from professional shows like CSI or…one of the other CSI’s. But these clips from, what seems to be, a cable access children’s show, take awkward to a whole new level. If anyone knows where these are from, please let us know.
I can’t tell who’s weirder: Is it the future date-rapist or the…yeah, it’s the future date-rapist.
For such a fat child, Tony seems to have a lot of trouble eating. First he can’t cut his bread, and now he can’t steal the cookie jar off the top of the fridge without getting his fat ass in a bind. C’mon Tony. Get your shit together.
Will you two just do it and get it over with. You could cut the sexual tension with fat little Tony’s worthless butter knife.
Let’s translate this video: Asian Kid: I would like to have sex with your sister.
Black Kid: Touch my sister and I will murder you.
I call this one "The Most Boring Conversation On The Planet." Look for it to appear in the next Werner Herzog film.
Yes, he has long hair. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. Would you also like to point out that the sun is warm and water is wet?
These are from the official national Korean curriculum for grades 5-6.
If you go to South Korea to teach English in a public school, you will be forced to teach English using these videos, unless you’re like me, and you skip them altogether. Every ESL teacher here hates every one of these unfortunate children with a passion.
There are also other videos with jerky animation or the ugliest claymation ever seen… in all cases they are riddled with pronunciation and grammar errors, bored child actors, strange situations and incorrect information about “English culture”.
And to think that you guys could post anything dumber, you post this and TOTALLY redeem yourselves!! (Not saying you have posted some dumb stuff before.)
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA
Look, thats my uncle.
*chinese gibberish*
he has a long hair
Does anyone know why we can hear someone getting fucked in the first vid, at the begining? xD
creepy.
Oh, he has a long hair! All your base are belong to us!
It seems like videos that teach foreign kids English, but they re-dubbed it in English.
These are from the official national Korean curriculum for grades 5-6.
If you go to South Korea to teach English in a public school, you will be forced to teach English using these videos, unless you’re like me, and you skip them altogether. Every ESL teacher here hates every one of these unfortunate children with a passion.
There are also other videos with jerky animation or the ugliest claymation ever seen… in all cases they are riddled with pronunciation and grammar errors, bored child actors, strange situations and incorrect information about “English culture”.
That kid can’t cut a bagel for shit!
this show is bout learn’n engrish conversation.
Oh! Thank you TADA.
Your engrish is very good.
LMAOOOOO i love this
Sublime direction. Very Hitchcockian.
Holy shit, I learned English with these videos!
He has “a” long hair eh?
And to think that you guys could post anything dumber, you post this and TOTALLY redeem yourselves!! (Not saying you have posted some dumb stuff before.)
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA
Look, thats my uncle.
*chinese gibberish*
he has a long hair
OMG, i can stop laughing
c’mon tony get your shit together LMAO ima say that to my fat friends form now on
That first video…. oh Jesus I won’t even say what I’m thinking.