It’s time for us Holy Taco writers to take a look what we’ve been doing with ourselves all year. We write pretty much every single day. It’s not good every day, but we’re in a volume business, so get over yourself. I poured through everything I wrote this year and put together my five favorite things. My favorite articles, for the most part, were not the internet’s favorite. So here you go, this is the stuff I actually enjoyed writing/making. Most of you didn’t like it the first time around, but you’re older and wiser now, so give them another read…

Confessions of a Bitter Walmart Greeter

I liked this one because it was based on an actual news story, and it’s funny. Duh.

This Day In Made Up History: Eiffel Tower Completed To Spite Ex-Girlfriend

A record low of seven people liked this on Facebook and the only comment was “It looks like my dick!” I, however, thought it was the funniest thing ever.

I’m Actually A Werewolf, Not An Alcoholic

I liked this one. Not sure if you did. But if you have a drinking problem, you may want to consider this advice.

A Letter Regarding Gay Marriage, To Congress, From A Guy Who Makes Wedding Cake Toppers

A lot of people linked to this article because they thought it was real. It wasn’t real. This is a comedy site.

Andy Rooney Out Of Context

This video has almost 100k views on YouTube, it ended up on a bunch of websites, then The Soup ripped it off, which was flattering/heartbreaking.

Thank you for reading our crap!

- Jim Tews