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FUCKIN’ ASSHOLE! You said you’d call me back, and it’s been 2 days since you used me and NOTHIN’.
Call me, ok? even if it’s a booty call but just call me, ok baby?
LMAO wtf?!?! is that about
hello
Hello!
Wanna work my rim with your dick? I’ll swallow it all and let you creampie my butt!
hes not gay… his boyfriend is. haha, too funny!
lol haha now that’s situational comedy!!!!!!!!!!!
Situational like that time your mom had to suck my dick for a happy meal at the joint I work at.
I upsized her order, just because she swallowed all my creamy spermatozoas.
you are gay because you said you had a “dick” and we can cum on you wtf!
We also would have accepted Bushrod.
.. or Butkus
Their penii are practically touching.
Let me guess, you thought it was more academic and renown to type “penii” instead of penises. Wow, now I know whom to go to for my Latin lessons!!
Yes, that’s sarcasm, you dumb motherfucker!
Way to take a fucking joke!!!!!!!! Jesus FUCKING Christ, does everything have to be proper with you????
And that’s not even Latin, you scummy noobian fuck!
Oh my lord! look at those buns!!!! God, I wish I could spank them with a wooden spoon while I give ‘em a reach around.
DAIIIMN!!
You
are
one
SICK
FAGGOT!
crack up!
i thought CBS said there wasn’t going to be any gay advertising during the superbowl.
Why these players wear make-up under they’re eyes for?…you know the black stripe thing.
Myth busters proved that it dont help with looking into the sun – so its just they like wearing the make-up no?