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They Get Really Paranoid When They’re High


11 Responses to "They Get Really Paranoid When They’re High"

  1. Salad Tosser says:

    You wish I was a fagot. I think you should suck on my small Chinese nuts though. By the way, lick my butthole and call me Mary.

    Sincerely yours,

    Salad Tosser

  2. Stink says:

    Yeah, call you because you’re that important, huh?


  3. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    No tits? damn it, I’m going to wide6, call me when the tits arrive…

  4. DonkeyXote. says:

    No wonder why you fucking indians respect cows so much. They’re not only stronger and smarter but are way faster than you donwny fucks!

  5. H8er says:

    Fuck. That. I have been known to do some crazy shit (i.e. freebasing bleach, unprotected sex with whatever), but I would NOT enter that area. Stoned mountain lions or not, I don’t fuck with animals that are faster, stronger, and smarter than me.

  6. pratik says:

    “…I don’t fuck with animals that are faster, stronger, and smarter than me.”

  7. WTF HOLY TACO? says:


  8. Stink says:

    Looks like you’ll be licking your own rim.

  9. Salad Tosser says:

    First! Yeah bitches, you should tell me how my asshole tastes because you’re going to be licking it’s rim all day. Yeah, bag to the douche cock knockers. SUCK ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I like to play with my own rim. Check the following picture out and see what I mean by it.


  11. ImRetarded says:

    Stoned lions would maybe not be as fast, probably slower than regular lions. like crippled lions, but then again they’d get the munchies and eat a shitton of people.