if you need to bring her vibrator, maybe its time you find yourself a new girlfriend. or a hooker so you can get yourself some experience so you can actually please a woman
And by girlfriends I of course mean my tranny mom and sequential hermaphrodite sister. And yes fuckwit that has been stalking me, we do have mexican bible study time when we go camping.
Bring lots of dope = http://bit.ly/GftKH
if you need to bring her vibrator, maybe its time you find yourself a new girlfriend. or a hooker so you can get yourself some experience so you can actually please a woman
Assmaster you are arrested for criming without rythming
Don’t curse at the first
i jizz on the first (of the month that it).
don’t attempt to rhyme without really rhyming you fucking retard
awww, he cursed at the first :’(
well, you attempted to rhyme without rhyming. i cursed because you’re the worst. see?
HEY! Rhyming is not a criming!
Why the fuck would you bring her vibrator? Don’t YOU wanna be the one shes having sex with? Not some plastic toy?
Stupid not funny list is stupid and not funny.
It’s to keep you busy while I fuck your girlfriend, faggot.
^ I hope you die biggot
Wait, DonkeyXote, you’re bi! You told me you were gay… Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! I’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE… WHYYYYY!!!!!!!
gay
You can fuck a girl and use a vibrator on her at the same time. It’s true I asked my mom and she said yes you can.
Haven’t you guys ever used a vibrator – set on high – to beat some eggs for an omelet in the morning for your girlfriends when you go camping?
And by girlfriends I of course mean my tranny mom and sequential hermaphrodite sister. And yes fuckwit that has been stalking me, we do have mexican bible study time when we go camping.
You might want to rethink the 30 pounds of makeup and hair products. You might end up waking up next to Godzilla without that stuff.
I don’t think 30 lbs is enough to hide Godzilla.
ROTFL< wow aint that the truth! Well done.
SJO
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