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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!
 
 

20 Responses to "What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend"

  1. Doug Lassd says:

    Bring lots of dope = http://bit.ly/GftKH

  2. Dr Letz Shake says:

    if you need to bring her vibrator, maybe its time you find yourself a new girlfriend. or a hooker so you can get yourself some experience so you can actually please a woman

  3. Police says:

    Assmaster you are arrested for criming without rythming

  4. Assmaster says:

    Don’t curse at the first

  5. negro_please00 says:

    i jizz on the first (of the month that it).

  6. Assmaster's Master's Ass says:

    don’t attempt to rhyme without really rhyming you fucking retard

  7. Assmaster says:

    awww, he cursed at the first :’(

  8. Assmaster's Master's Ass says:

    well, you attempted to rhyme without rhyming. i cursed because you’re the worst. see?

  9. Assmaster says:

    HEY! Rhyming is not a criming!

  10. Muscular_Manatee says:

    Why the fuck would you bring her vibrator? Don’t YOU wanna be the one shes having sex with? Not some plastic toy?

    Stupid not funny list is stupid and not funny.

  11. Donkey Hoetay says:

    It’s to keep you busy while I fuck your girlfriend, faggot.

  12. Actual Gay Man says:

    ^ I hope you die biggot

  13. Another Actual Gay Man says:

    Wait, DonkeyXote, you’re bi! You told me you were gay… Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! I’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE… WHYYYYY!!!!!!!

  14. duder says:

    gay

  15. Little Kid says:

    You can fuck a girl and use a vibrator on her at the same time. It’s true I asked my mom and she said yes you can.

  16. DonkeyXote says:

    Haven’t you guys ever used a vibrator – set on high – to beat some eggs for an omelet in the morning for your girlfriends when you go camping?

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    And by girlfriends I of course mean my tranny mom and sequential hermaphrodite sister. And yes fuckwit that has been stalking me, we do have mexican bible study time when we go camping.

  18. pratik says:

    You might want to rethink the 30 pounds of makeup and hair products. You might end up waking up next to Godzilla without that stuff.

  19. MistCover says:

    I don’t think 30 lbs is enough to hide Godzilla.

  20. Some Jerk Off says:

    ROTFL< wow aint that the truth! Well done.

    SJO
    http://www.anonymous-web.es.tc


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