Yeah! That’ll teach that kid to be all retarded and stuff! How dare he go around calling people “shorty.” Them’s fightin’ words, I don’t care what your level of mental deficiency is!
Here’s a good rule of thumb: If you’re a special education teacher and one of your mentally challenged kids makes fun of your height by calling you “shorty,” and you respond by saying “why don’t you come up here and say it to my face,” then proceed to break the students thumb, you:
- A) May have anger management problems
- B) Shouldn’t be educating children
- C) Are going straight to hell
- D) Are in a fraternity at the University of Southern California
That’ll show that ‘tard not to talk back.
Wow! What a Derb Derbington from Derbville.
“He was the coolest teacher ever. Loved him like he was my father.”
Yea whatever… lawyer told him to say that. As if the teacher’s gonna win the case without this sob story stuff anyway.