If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “What’s the best possible way for me to ruin this nice upper-class wedding?” Well, I think this photo from our pals at The Foggy Monocle is a great illustration of the easiest, and most efficient way do that.
If you need further instruction, here are a few easy steps to follow so you, too, can turn any “wedding party” into a “yelling party.”
Step 1: Somehow get invited.
Step 2: Show up at the party.
Step 3: Head directly for the open bar (if there is no open bar, skip Step 2)
Step 4: Drink everything.
Step 5: Find the guy taking photos, but don’t get too close.
Step 6: After working yourself into a frothy, drunken rage, let that camera guy have it (from afar, of course).
Step 7: Enjoy the spoils of your victory (i.e. more drinks.)
Other crap to look at:
Take Ashley Alexa to the spank bank (gorillamask)
Heyden Panettiere hates nerd germs (drunkenstepfather)
Drunken Logic: Jet Fuel Makes Your Car Go Faster (tastybooze)
Michelle Marsh gets naked (hornyoyster)
Zsuzsana Ripli is the International Babe of the Day (doubleviking)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
I think the guy in the center of the picture already ruined it, by farting and his friend getting a whiff of it to the right of him just as the camera snapped.
Correction, to the right of the picture.
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i’m all outa bubble gum
How is this a wedding party photo?
That guy on the right is definitely cutting the cheese….looks like a squeeker. I think it just makes a fucking boring picture, a little bit better…..in my opinion.
Who invited Tom Hanks to the party?