I’ve seen a lot of animal shitting videos, and while most of them make me chuckle, I don’t really think they’re that post worthy. But this video, this video has like three levels of awesomeness. First of all, the reaction of the crowd, as they let out a unified “awwww” (one guy let’s out an ‘Oh god”) in disappointment that the bear has made diarrhea; in a word, amazing. I want to isolate that reaction and play it every time I have diarrhea.
Secondly, if you watch closely, the bear braces itself against the rock, and then is actually propelled upwards by his stream of poop. You may say “No, he’s just floating upwards naturally.” I say to you sir, shut your f* &king mouth, I’m going with my story.
Thirdly, at the end, as if the bear senses the crowd can take no more, he turns around and sticks his face in his brown murky mess, like Babe Ruth, giving a curtain call to an invigorated Yankee stadium crowd after crushing a 520 foot home run. What a performance. Nature is awesome.
Did you also hear that polar bear let out a tremendous farting sound as his shit is propelled out of his huge asshole? He’s like a white, furry rocket!This is soo-oo amazing! You’ll never see this on National Geographic or Animal Planet! That bear very nearly blasts himself out of the water!
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Did you also hear that polar bear let out a tremendous farting sound as his shit is propelled out of his huge asshole? He’s like a white, furry rocket!This is soo-oo amazing! You’ll never see this on National Geographic or Animal Planet! That bear very nearly blasts himself out of the water!
the ass shake was noteworthy too..the dump was so intense that he had to shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Jeez, I can’t believe I clicked on that *shit*.
“…and that’s where Icee’s come from son.”
I’m looking forward to the sequel…2 polar bears 1 cup.
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