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It’s For Calling His Bitches

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9 Responses to "It’s For Calling His Bitches"

  1. Master Of None says:

    if dogs are using phones now, I think we can forget about crows taking over the world

  2. O Squiggly Line says:

    What a toe-curlingly, pants-shittingly stupid fucking post.

  3. Taco Diarrhea says:

    Philosopher is such a chump that he makes references to other Holy Taco posts in a pathetic attempt to be witty. He has nothing else to draw from becuase every waking moment is spent hitting reload on the browser in anticipation of the next update.

  4. Dspayre says:

    We won’t need him once they start posting entertaining picuters again…

  5. Mr. Squishypants says:

    Entertaining pie-cutters? WTF?

  6. Dspayre says:

    Betcha 1st speed dial is Scoody snax, 2nd Pizza.

  7. teh interwebz says:

    I’m so sorry, internet.

  8. Dreadlock Rosta. says:

    Bitches=female dogs.
    HA, i enjoy holytaco’s humor.

  9. why? says:

    he prob has my ex-wifes number, he’s her type, FOR REAL


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