"Would," meaning if you could ever find them, grow balls to actually speak to them, and, by some fluke of the only universe in which we live, get them all on the floor with you.
Haha. I've only been here for three minutes and I've already seen this philosopher guy get torn apart a dozen times. Dude, just give it up! Stop thinking with your dick and stop it with the same lame comeback over and over.
P.S. Facts aren't opinions! Get over it!
P.P.S. You're twelve. None of these girls are gonna fuck you!
felt right to me, it was simple, quick and it got the job done
wait, why am I talking to you about this? its not like your opinions even matter. I mean, you are human trash incarnate. even more than that sniveling little bitch who calls them self Michael Jackson. you are an abomination of stupidity and worthlessness, you on humanity is like the Bubonic Plague on Europe, your life is less important than that of a maggot, devoid of all senses and mentally retarded. that is how low, you are in life. here is how it works:
people
the maggot
shit
you
you see! you are worse than shit! you look up at shit, envying it because it has a useful purpose in this world and is more important than you
The really sad thing is that you probably spend more time trying to suck your own dick than you do with these weak ass comebacks. I got bored after the first sentence.
I love how everyone on this site gets angry at philosopher, and they argue and complain, when they're just words on a page. When has arguing on the internet done anything more than made an ass out of...just about everyone?
I tip my hat to you, philosopher. At least you've got good, long responses.
Wow, this philosopher character actually had to create another character to tell him how smart he is. The fact that this person needs to go as far as to create an alternate identity in order to validate himself is equal parts sad, funny and scary. And frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if I found out that his home life somehow mirrored Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 2nd, 2009 at 07:30 pm
... all of them?
medalist manufact-
July 2nd, 2009 at 08:12 pm
I would do them all at the same time
July 4th, 2009 at 03:06 pm
"Would," meaning if you could ever find them, grow balls to actually speak to them, and, by some fluke of the only universe in which we live, get them all on the floor with you.
July 5th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
that sounds like a lot of work and I'm really lazy soooo... I'll just get laid the easy way and fuck your mom in the ass
July 8th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
you really have no idea do you... stop ruining this site for everyone asshat!
July 8th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
oh shut the fuck up, you little cunt
and ditch the MJ name, everyone knows he is human trash
July 9th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Haha. I've only been here for three minutes and I've already seen this philosopher guy get torn apart a dozen times. Dude, just give it up! Stop thinking with your dick and stop it with the same lame comeback over and over.
P.S. Facts aren't opinions! Get over it!
P.P.S. You're twelve. None of these girls are gonna fuck you!
July 9th, 2009 at 11:06 am
at least my chances are higher than yours
July 9th, 2009 at 03:51 pm
*facepalm*
That was one lame-ass fucking comeback, even by your standards.
July 9th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
felt right to me, it was simple, quick and it got the job done
wait, why am I talking to you about this? its not like your opinions even matter. I mean, you are human trash incarnate. even more than that sniveling little bitch who calls them self Michael Jackson. you are an abomination of stupidity and worthlessness, you on humanity is like the Bubonic Plague on Europe, your life is less important than that of a maggot, devoid of all senses and mentally retarded. that is how low, you are in life. here is how it works:
people
the maggot
shit
you
you see! you are worse than shit! you look up at shit, envying it because it has a useful purpose in this world and is more important than you
July 11th, 2009 at 12:40 am
The really sad thing is that you probably spend more time trying to suck your own dick than you do with these weak ass comebacks. I got bored after the first sentence.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
no body asked for your opinion
July 14th, 2009 at 08:09 am
I love how everyone on this site gets angry at philosopher, and they argue and complain, when they're just words on a page. When has arguing on the internet done anything more than made an ass out of...just about everyone?
I tip my hat to you, philosopher. At least you've got good, long responses.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
as one wielder of logic to another, thank you for the support The Pen
July 18th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Jeezus fuck, my eyes, they burn from the pussy-ness ...
July 18th, 2009 at 07:34 pm
oh shut up
July 18th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Wow, this philosopher character actually had to create another character to tell him how smart he is. The fact that this person needs to go as far as to create an alternate identity in order to validate himself is equal parts sad, funny and scary. And frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if I found out that his home life somehow mirrored Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.
July 20th, 2009 at 02:30 am
Break it up here people! Go on and disperse! Move along!! Theres nothing to see here!
July 20th, 2009 at 10:08 am
why is it, that everyone is chosing to be a total prick
is it too much to ask, to be able to give your opinion without getting your head bitten off?
July 5th, 2009 at 06:24 am
She'd be right at home on a Live Nude Webcam...
July 5th, 2009 at 08:37 am
You'd be right at home in someone's junk mail.
July 8th, 2009 at 09:37 pm
why do you reply to EVERYONE'S comments?
July 28th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
Id be right at home up yer ASSSS!!!!! UNGGGGGGAAAA, Spooge!!!!!!
July 15th, 2009 at 07:34 am
After a good white dragon, the white mess would look great on her chest.
Philosopher, you dont even have a chance with these girls dead dog as your limp little wiener couldnt even hurt a hot dog bun.
White Dragon - OUT
July 20th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I think that is an unfair stereotype, those could actually be natural, and it could be a different girl that is the slut
July 20th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I think that is an unfair stereotype, those could actually be natural, and it could be a different girl that is the slut
July 20th, 2009 at 10:38 am
damn, my computer sent this twice
July 26th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
i would fuck the slut i dnt care if it iz ur mom lolz jp
August 19th, 2009 at 06:42 pm
the chick in the yellow dress got her tits stolen!
August 24th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
What a whore... wearing yellow like that
September 18th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
How much to place my dick between your funbags ?
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