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33 Responses to "Guess Which One is the Slut"

  1. Reneo says:

    How much to place my dick between your funbags ?

  2. Taco Lover says:

    Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound! She’s not a slut. She’s just trying to let them breath!

  3. philosopher says:

    no body asked for your opinion

  4. Taco Diarrhea says:

    The really sad thing is that you probably spend more time trying to suck your own dick than you do with these weak ass comebacks. I got bored after the first sentence.

  5. philosopher says:

    as one wielder of logic to another, thank you for the support The Pen

  6. philosopher says:

    oh shut the fuck up, you little cunt
    and ditch the MJ name, everyone knows he is human trash

  7. philosopher says:

    felt right to me, it was simple, quick and it got the job done

    wait, why am I talking to you about this? its not like your opinions even matter. I mean, you are human trash incarnate. even more than that sniveling little bitch who calls them self Michael Jackson. you are an abomination of stupidity and worthlessness, you on humanity is like the Bubonic Plague on Europe, your life is less important than that of a maggot, devoid of all senses and mentally retarded. that is how low, you are in life. here is how it works:
    people
    the maggot
    shit
    you
    you see! you are worse than shit! you look up at shit, envying it because it has a useful purpose in this world and is more important than you

  8. Michael Jackson says:

    you really have no idea do you… stop ruining this site for everyone asshat!

  9. philosopher says:

    at least my chances are higher than yours

  10. philosopher says:

    why is it, that everyone is chosing to be a total prick
    is it too much to ask, to be able to give your opinion without getting your head bitten off?

  11. Officer Hugh Jassole says:

    Break it up here people! Go on and disperse! Move along!! Theres nothing to see here!

  12. George T says:

    Jeezus fuck, my eyes, they burn from the pussy-ness …

  13. philosopher says:

    oh shut up

  14. Alfred Nonymous says:

    Wow, this philosopher character actually had to create another character to tell him how smart he is. The fact that this person needs to go as far as to create an alternate identity in order to validate himself is equal parts sad, funny and scary. And frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out that his home life somehow mirrored Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho.

  15. The Pen says:

    I love how everyone on this site gets angry at philosopher, and they argue and complain, when they’re just words on a page. When has arguing on the internet done anything more than made an ass out of…just about everyone?

    I tip my hat to you, philosopher. At least you’ve got good, long responses.

  16. Alfred Nonymous says:

    Haha. I’ve only been here for three minutes and I’ve already seen this philosopher guy get torn apart a dozen times. Dude, just give it up! Stop thinking with your dick and stop it with the same lame comeback over and over.

    P.S. Facts aren’t opinions! Get over it!

    P.P.S. You’re twelve. None of these girls are gonna fuck you!

  17. philosopher says:

    that sounds like a lot of work and I’m really lazy soooo… I’ll just get laid the easy way and fuck your mom in the ass

  18. Anonymous says:

    *facepalm*

    That was one lame-ass fucking comeback, even by your standards.

  19. Wayde T. French says:

    Dude, Lurk more.
    You are just another 12-year old troll who is going to get butt-hurt as soon as you read this comment.
    Then you will reply back insulting my intelligence/mother/sexuality/ethnicity.
    Don’t deny it, it is true.

  20. quim master says:

    Id be right at home up yer ASSSS!!!!! UNGGGGGGAAAA, Spooge!!!!!!

  21. morgan says:

    why do you reply to EVERYONE’S comments?

  22. fourteenlines says:

    You’d be right at home in someone’s junk mail.

  23. Nasty Girl says:

    She’d be right at home on a Live Nude Webcam

  24. woman lover says:

    i would fuck the slut i dnt care if it iz ur mom lolz jp

  25. philosopher says:

    damn, my computer sent this twice

  26. philosopher says:

    I think that is an unfair stereotype, those could actually be natural, and it could be a different girl that is the slut

  27. philosopher says:

    I think that is an unfair stereotype, those could actually be natural, and it could be a different girl that is the slut

  28. Full Skucker says:

    After a good white dragon, the white mess would look great on her chest.

    Philosopher, you dont even have a chance with these girls dead dog as your limp little wiener couldnt even hurt a hot dog bun.

    White Dragon – OUT

  29. philosopher says:

    I would do them all at the same time

  30. fourteenlines says:

    “Would,” meaning if you could ever find them, grow balls to actually speak to them, and, by some fluke of the only universe in which we live, get them all on the floor with you.

  31. Anonymous says:

    … all of them?

    medalist manufact-

  32. Miguel Jackson says:

    What a whore… wearing yellow like that

  33. bigdaddy_phatsacks says:

    the chick in the yellow dress got her tits stolen!


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