I've seen enough horror movies to know that the only woman a farmer ever comes across is the hot college chick who just escaped from a psycho killer and is hiding in his corn field, and that chick is damaged goods. It's a lonely life for a farmer. Luckily, there's farmersonly.com. I don't really see how it's anything more than a bumpkin version of match.com, but I'm a city folk, so I probably just don't get it.
a) Have most of your own teeth?
b) Think tractors are sexy?
c) Know how to compost?
d) Know how to collect bull semen?
e) Butcher hogs?
f) Know how to drive a combine?
g) Get off on dirt?
h) Have your own truck?
i) Wear anything under your overalls?
j) Ever castrate anything besides sheep?
k) Sleep nekkid?
l) Have hands that can bust a rusty nut?
m) Weigh less than a prize heifer?
Tell me about yourself. Please list all your ball caps, silver belt buckles and T-Shirts.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 13th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
I'm a farmer looking for a hookup.
Do you:
a) Have most of your own teeth?
b) Think tractors are sexy?
c) Know how to compost?
d) Know how to collect bull semen?
e) Butcher hogs?
f) Know how to drive a combine?
g) Get off on dirt?
h) Have your own truck?
i) Wear anything under your overalls?
j) Ever castrate anything besides sheep?
k) Sleep nekkid?
l) Have hands that can bust a rusty nut?
m) Weigh less than a prize heifer?
Tell me about yourself. Please list all your ball caps, silver belt buckles and T-Shirts.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Haha this commercial has been on for years where I'm at, they always only seem to play it during the winter though.
August 14th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
lol what are the chances of a single woman being in farming? They usually marry at ten, to their cousin Bubba.
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