OK, Segways on their own are lame. But you add monkey(and before everyone starts bitching about how it's a chimp and therefore not a monkey but a member of the ape family...you douchebags) and anything becomes awesome.
Driving car-mundane
Monkey driving car-awesome
Sex with a female-awesome
Sex with a female monkey-even awesomer
See? The formula works for everything. + monkey=better.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 1st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Come on you cynical joyless basement dwellers, complain about A FUCKEN MONKEY ON A SEGWAY!1!!
October 1st, 2009 at 03:48 pm
That worked brilliantly.
October 1st, 2009 at 08:17 pm
Some things are just so skull-fuckingly lame that nobody needs to point it out.
October 2nd, 2009 at 07:57 am
OK, Segways on their own are lame. But you add monkey(and before everyone starts bitching about how it's a chimp and therefore not a monkey but a member of the ape family...you douchebags) and anything becomes awesome.
Driving car-mundane
Monkey driving car-awesome
Sex with a female-awesome
Sex with a female monkey-even awesomer
See? The formula works for everything. + monkey=better.
October 3rd, 2009 at 06:01 pm
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