If there is a God, I’m really hoping he got together with his advisors and said "We need something that’s a real test of whether or not someone should go to hell." Then everyone stood around and was like "We could look at their life, see if they’ve lived it well?" and God was like "Nah, that sounds like a lot of work. What if he just made a preacher who sounded retarded, then if people laughed, they went to hell." "Done."
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