A Dog Riding a Bicycle

posted 07/16/2009
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My dad used to think that our dog was a genius because it would make up games and force him to play them. Like, he would be in the backyard playing with the dog, and then she would go and hide behind a tree. Then, when my dad went to find her, she would run to another tree and hide behind it. I suggested that maybe the dog just didn’t like him and was trying to hide from him, but my dad was sure that the dog was a genius, even though it would still frequently eat its own crap. Genius or not, this dalmation makes my dog look like a bagboy at a grocery store.

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Tags: bicycle, bike, Blog entry, dog, pet, trick, tricycle

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4 Responses to "A Dog Riding a Bicycle"

Bob says:

July 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm

You got it all wrong. After he is done pedaling, they take him out back, skin and cook him, and serve him with rice to the audience.
Seanchez says:

July 16, 2009 at 10:20 am

Since this is some sort of Asian TV Show, the dog is more than likely pedaling his way to a game show set where he licks, mounts, and fucks some screaming lady from the audience.
Betty says:

July 22, 2009 at 5:31 am

I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.

Betty

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Chris says:

July 16, 2009 at 10:57 am

“How do you teach a bear to ride a bike? You glue his feet to the pedals and beat the shit out of them. He’s not riding, he’s running.”

-Bob Schimmel

A Dog Riding a Bicycle

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