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Tila Tequila Loses Her Precious

posted 07/01/2008
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This is from the finale of the show “A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.” I’ve never watched this show but let me be the first to say “Holy Shit.” First of all, who composed the piano music in the background and how many times a day does he say to himself “I studied music for 25 years, how the f*&k did I end up in this job? Someone kill me.”

Secondly, this is supposed to be reality? The acting was so bad in this I was genuinely surprised when the scene didn’t end with a giant load of semen covering Tila’s face. I can’t believe this a show on MTV or any TV. And this is in it’s second f*&king season! Thank you Stuff Magazine. That means people like it! Good God, television is devolving at an exponential rate. In two years, mark my words, you will see this:

Actually, I’d watch this.

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7 Responses to "Tila Tequila Loses Her Precious"

  1. Eli Porter says:
    July 2, 2008 at 12:52 am

    oh my god!!! i can’t believe she diiiid it…

  2. Pratik says:
    July 2, 2008 at 12:58 am

    Artificially and commercially processed interracial lesbian lifestyle drama…

    Did I just about cover it?

  3. Anonymous says:
    February 27, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Yes, that pretty much covered it!

  4. Lucian says:
    July 2, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Funny how monkeys and tits always make television better. I would totally watch that. They should throw in some tits in ‘A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila’ and you’ve got yourself a hit!

  5. Buddy Ice says:
    July 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    I don’t get it; all I saw were two store mannequins, and the only audio I heard was a weird, high pitched, buzzing sound.

  6. Anonymous says:
    July 2, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    tila tequila looks like gulum from the lord of the rings

  7. Sarah says:
    October 10, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Hi Tila My Name Is Sarah and i am so sorry to hear what happened between you and kirsty and i am a lesbian and i am 16 years old and i really fancy you and i have fallen in love with you will you go out with me.


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