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Tila Tequila

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Tila Tequila proves that you can throw a rock and hit a hot Asian chick.  But instead of a rock, Tila got hit with hundreds of thousands of clicks on her myspace page which eventually made her a star, putting her on her way to A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila that, surprisingly, lasted two whole seasons on MTV.  She’s also one of this year’s Maxim hot 100.
 
Pointless Quote: "I’m just that sassy lil bitch in the corner laughing."
 

         
          
 

24 Responses to "Tila Tequila"

  1. Phil says:

    There is not enuf clorox in the world to sanitize that cunt. I woulnd’t fuck her with YOUR dick.
    Skank.

  2. Nick says:

    she looks like som terrible combination of a bug and an alien, come on holy taco lets see some girls like nelly furtado have you seen the ass on that braud? she is a fucking piece.

  3. Ty says:

    The Internet : helping worthless trash bags the world over get famous and or rich

    and hell yes I’d do her anyway ( hopefully I wouldn’t be so drunk I forgot to sanitize her skanky ass )

  4. Steve says:

    She is definatly a butterface, the rest of her is pretty damn sweet though.

  5. Mike Hunt says:

    SHE HAS HERPES!!!!!!!!

  6. Lt. Dan says:

    If she had as many dicks sticking out of her that she’s had stuck in her she would look like a fucking porcupine!!!

  7. FTW666 says:

    Shit i wouldnt fuck that skunt(skanky cunt).I mean hell she looks like Brian Peppers!!!!

  8. big G says:

    two points:
    1. tila tequila looks like a fuckin frog with silicone titties stuffed in to it.

    2. to break media – “tila tequila, hot asian chick”. why when you post something involving a woman of color, do you have to always refer to her by her racial background? i mean, when you post a picture of a hot white chick, you dont refer to her as “hot white chick”. you might not realize this, but us people with melanin in our skin find that shit really fuckin irritating. that shit is demeaning. fucker.

  9. Ugly chink says:

    no it isn’t

  10. Gourry says:

    This alien-looking freak is a walking STD. She deserves to be choked.

  11. jtan says:

    I remember when she used to do porno, it was hard core… nigga please fuck that biatch

  12. BAMF says:

    Why isn’t she dead yet?

  13. Brad says:

    Tila Tequila proves that you can throw a rock and hit a hot Asian chick. But instead of a rock, Tila got hit with a left hook from a San Diego Charger linebacker.

  14. jose cuervo says:

    rofl nice

  15. SWAG JUICE says:

    lol pwnd

  16. s3xt0y says:

    Tila Tequila is ugly as fuck.
    only proving you can be famous and be allowed to have a show about a hooker.

  17. noahaction says:

    The world owes Shawne Merriman a debt of gratitude.

  18. http://www.orderpharmacyonline.ca/ says:

    So that’s the way to be popular in myspace. Prattle like mindless cattle and dress like a slut.

  19. Bosco says:

    Everyone talks shit about this bitch, and everyone would fuck her too, if given the opportunity.

  20. philosoraptor says:

    WRONG. I wouldn’t fuck her with philosopher’s dick, and not just because it’s physically impossible.

  21. Cosco says:

    “Everyone talks shit about this bitch, and everyone would fuck her too, if given the opportunity.”

    Ha ha, totally hate her, would totally bone her.

    …Assuming there would be no talking.

  22. noahaction says:

    was ok before the anorexia and overdone ink. now she looks like a $10 Lincoln Tunnel hooker brimming with STDs. sold to you.

  23. Tilla Pussila says:

    I don’t see no marks on her neck, it never happened!

  24. incorrects says:

    Sometimes you have to choke a bitch out…LIGHTS OUT!!!


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