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That has to be somewhere down south or in the Appalachians. Oh and PRIMERO PUTOS!
Tu ere obsessido WHITH espaniol, si? o son indicios de una pauperrima comedia, no?
this is an actuall sign. I used to live 20 north of Tisdale. (north eastern Saskatchewan can. “rape” is an another word for canola
Denial is the first stage…
and you would that know because…
Second stage is the Congo
Hey, that’s MY slogan!
I do love having my salad tossed with a bit of honey
I prefer syrrup
OMG ME TOO!!! I knew Donkey and I had something in common!!!!!
I’M GETTING HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM FUCKING MY HONEYPOT AND REARRANGING MY CHOCOLATE FUDGE
Hey Schrute, hold your horses, I’ll fuck them right after my entire family is done using me like some sex toy.
Hey Dwighters, instead of passing off as DonkeyXote why don’t you confront him with some airtight arguments, instead of being a sore little bitch?
Go on; tell us all there is to know about Progressives, eugenics, Marxism and Marxist ideology… you know you’re dying to blabber on about that shit here in HT because in Wikipedia they keep obliterating your contributions. Now if you’ll excuse me… MICHAEL!!!!!
PWNERS!!
Dwight, start by learning how to spell you stupid fuck.
YOUR and YOU’RE are not the same, stop insisting!!!!!!!!!
Hey donkeyshow, first of all that ain’t me. Secondly, instead of copying other people’s nicknames why don’t you stick to your own and insult people like a man and stop being a little pussy while you’re at it. Lastly, why don’t you give up and resume calling yourself philosopher, it’s painfully obvious that’s who you really are, also, I’m actually starting to feel sorry for you seeing as how you have to resort to copying other people’s nicknames to burn “me” than comment using your own nickname to back yourself up.
In other words your a little bitch that couldn’t handle the fire on that “Large Ass Tities” post so now you’ve resorted to changing your nickname like normal people change underwear. Guess you learned your lesson a couple of months back when they ran you off HT as philosopher right?
On a lighter note, I’m glad to see other people start to adopt my nickname in their use of burning DonkeyShow, keep it up guys and gals!
PWNT!!!
“In other words your a little bitch that couldn’t handle the fire on that “Large Ass Tities” post” Says Dwight K. Schrute.
I love how this bitch Dwight claims he has a “life” but then spends his entire night attempting to get his sequential hermaphrodite sister’s crusty panties out of the bundle their in by looking through the all the posts on the HT lists for this specific post over two weeks old (March 5th).
Unfortunately once again he misses what everyone already knows. THIS WHAS A TROLL BITCH TAHT DOESN’T NOW HOW TO SPELL!
P W N T !
Is this where Ashley Tisdale lives? I hope so…
Do you realize how pathetic you are?
No that’s where I get my pipes cleaned out by your mother’s mouth, ass and pussay
and don’t say she has AIDS now, I know you like to recycle insults and what not.
BEE-OTCH!
It’s much funnier if you actually post in my tone. Otherwise it’s way too obvious some d-bag is just trying to hijack a name for no good reason.
Throw the word faggot in there a few times. That’s more like me. Cause I’m gay.
I didn’t know you were funny. Really?!?
Since when?????
PWN!
If you examine the comment, you’ll notice it says “IT’S” which places the subject on the action of posting and not the target of mockery, dumbass.
At no point did I ever make the claim that I was amusing to anyone. In fact, I hope I am not. May the world experience minor inconvenience as they passively ignore my posts on this ever important hub of the web.
Maybe I should use another name to post a second comment after everything I say to emphasize yet another extremely unwarranted PWNT.
Thank goodness for the dank basement of the internet or chumps like you would have nowhere to pick useless arguments.
Way to boost yourself, buddy. The entire world is impressed.
*new iPod commercial*
PUH
*Intermittent silence*
ANT
*all together*
PWNT
I will give you credit for that one. It was definitely self destructive for me to make such a statement.
But I did not make the first stab. I simply stated a colorless comment suggesting the delicious rape of school girls.
Don’t you mean BOYS?
FAGGOT!
I hate to state the obvious but…
PWNT!
LOLOL Good call!
Ok, a well deserved PWN on that one.
And yes, I did mean boys for myself, but girls for everyone else. Just means more boys for me.
Yes Donkey, I have. Thank you!
Mind you though, I’m still bitter inside so I have made arrangements with yet another moniker to flame you.
Watch out for DonkeyFucker!
Your ass is mine Donkey, mark my words!!
It gets funnier and funnier every time you post as me. Again, you forgot the word faggot in there somewhere.
I’m glad your training with professor X has allowed you to deduce another’s level of patheticness based on a few meaningless comments on – yet again – some worthless site on the internet.
While this thread alone is testament to my complete lack of alternate pastimes, this entire site is a mausoleum to yours.
Based on your data, we’re both pathetic (3 of us to any audience that believes bucket and donkey are not the same person). I just happen to not give a fuck and will gladly admit it.
You don’t give a fuck and yet you’re the one that’s written the most.
High five!! retard!!
You once again fail to read the comment.
Did you not notice the context of the statement, jackass? I don’t give a fuck about being pathetic. I don’t care what a bunch of gay ass internet dorks think of me and I will gladly parade on with useless comments all year long with a smile on my pathetic face.
I can admit to it. You apparently can’t, or just uncleverly avoid doing so.
Please come up with a worthwhile retort. Even though I’ll respond to a useless one, like the one above, it’s much more fun to believe there is a worthy opponent out there.
I wonder if they have any schools or universities there.
I wonder if you could post a more disposable comment than the one you made.
I guess you ran out of funny-juice when you made that contribution on being first.
Now that was funny!
PU-T0
You need a hobby!
DESPERATELY!
Your response to my “disposable” comment is self applicable, professor. Perhaps you failed to snag the drift.
Hang out with carrot top if you want to bone up on wit. Next time you decide to just attack any comment for the sake of attacking, you might accidentally not make an ass out of yourself in the process.
If Carrot Top were to comment on this picture, he’ll probably come up with something better than “I wonder if they have any schools or universities there.”
You’re one delusional fuckstain to even consider that comment to be remotely funny. Fart-bucket!
Pwnerino!
If is irrelevant.
Thank goodness for the dank basement of the internet or chumps like you would have nowhere to pick useless arguments.
Maybe you ought to actually exercise the age old art of thought. In a land of rape and honey, what better place would there be to stalk than a school or university, faggot?
I suppose I could toss out some key words like Marxism to place myself on your high pedestal, amidst all of us bread winning, internet dorks posting on some bullshit site that nobody cares about anyhow.
Way to boost yourself, buddy. The entire world is impressed.
Speaking of “useless arguments”.
What the fuck you on about bitch?!
and
Why do you write so much!!?
http://www.PWNT.com
I thought I made it very clear how much of an internet loser we all are for posting on and on like this.
I write so much because I can. My complete lack of life, friends, and ambition leave me here, crippled in my wheelchair, with nothing to entertain myself but vacuous posts on a website nobody cares about.
What’s your excuse?
Wouldn’t your prophetic visions predict what my reason – not excuse – would be for beig in here? You do after all seem to speak for everyone else in HT…
You illogical dumb fuck!
ps – Oh yeah. FAGGOT!
PWNT²
Quite the contrary, sir. My logic is sound. I should know, I have every single second of Star Trek related material indexed in my mental SQL database.
while(true)
{
$yall = ‘FAGGOTS’;
}
Is that not what this is? Apparently to both of us since we keep returning to this thread? All 3 separate reply points, I might add.
Let’s say for a moment this is a hobby, and I do actually enjoying mocking you, but what other hobby besides being online do you possess?
I’ll let ya marinate on that for a while!
Don’t need to. This thread alone states that I clearly submerge myself in a depraved world of Star Trek. That fact also suggests I have a fully loaded World of Warcraft character. That statement suggests I am a Mountain Dew connoisseur, which directly ties me to either extreme sports, or programming. Obviously the latter, as indicated by this post, as well as others left in the past on this very thread.
Here’s another hobby:
search DonkeyXote on peeping jane .com
I love doppelgangers
ME TOO!!
Wanna put aside all our arguments and hook up tomorrow night? I’ll bring some water-soluble lube!!
You forgot to use the word faggot.
Give it up Dwight, It’s embarrassing see you fail time after time.
Even if I had, the homosexual intent of your comment implies exactly that, that you’re a FAGGOT.
Duuuuuuuuuuuh!
PWNT³
No implication needed, doctor obvious. My name is Ben Affleck. By that very fact alone you can bet I can – and do regularly – suck a mean cock.
Sucked your dads just the other night.
I don’t think dwight is participating in this festivity of faggotry. Take a look at the train of comments we’ve all left. There isn’t a single one of us that hasn’t failed by default just for returning so many times.
I can keep going forever. So long as this thread accepts comments, I can leave them.
Tempt not the desperate or the bored. Maybe I’m both.
I like to participate in any event that represents my faggotry way of life. It’s just the way I am.
I hate you Donkey!!! GO AWAY ALREADY!! Noone here likes you!!!!
PWNT
I like rape
the best part of this thread is that it’s probably just one person posting every single post in here.
At least two. I maintain a very similar assumption. Not just about this thread, but the entire site.