Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi

posted 07/09/2008
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I really really love when people use the word “motherf*&ker” in anger. It’s right up there for me with barbecue chicken pizza and the film “Commando.” I gotta agree with Tobey here, these paparazzi are complete motherf*&kers. I love how Toby at first is like, very calmly, “I can’t see if there’s cars coming, can you move?” and the paparazzi, are like “oooh, he can’t see the cars! He can’t see the cars!,” mocking the fact that he doesn’t want to get t-boned by oncoming traffic. If this was a horror movie, right as a paparazzi said that, a car would appear behind him and eat him.

Tags: 2008-07, Blog entry, paparazzi, Tobey Maguire

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8 Responses to "Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi"

Jimbo says:

July 9, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Air Horn. That’s how you fight back.
f-bomb says:

July 9, 2008 at 8:25 pm

Why are they calling him ‘Spider-Man’? I don’t get it.
Pratik says:

July 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! MOTHERFUCKIN DAMMIT!! YARRR!!!

I hope that made your day, whoever the author of this article is.
Jo Jo Fuckno says:

July 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Always hated Tobey M.

But props to him for treating the scum of the earth like they’re the scum of the earth.
Crapparazzi says:

July 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm

I bet that one guy thought he was fucking brilliant for coming up with the spidey senses chirp.
Badass says:

July 9, 2008 at 11:15 pm

@ F-bomb. Do you live on the planet Earth?
Geerad says:

July 9, 2008 at 11:34 pm

I don’t understand why none of these so-called celebrities has invested a little dough in building a custom-made vehicle mounted pressurized water cannon for these types of situations.
Eli says:

July 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Because one of the paparazzi would sue because his fucking gay ass camera was ruined.

Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi

8 Responses to "Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi"

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