Today's Question: Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?

April 3rd, 2009 | 06:29 am
This is a question every one should ask themselves. And then quickly answer, "Yes."
 
 
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48 Responses to "Today's Question: Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    WTF...is this serious

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I thought everyone does this?

  3. Biglugnuts Says:

    Yeah, your sick.

  4. Pierre Says:

    damnit, you find all the awesome troll threads.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    The original post was from Wednesday the 1st, right?

  6. Keyra Augustina Says:

    lol, i do

  7. www.ctpowerball.org Says:

    hahahaha... no kidding

  8. Random Asshole Says:

    I have never been happier in my life to not be that guy. Wow.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    me too

  10. Paul Says:

    Hes an autosexual... The word comes from auto meaning self and sexual meaning, well sexual..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autosexuality

  11. Martin s from canada Says:

    Gives new meaning to the term "go fuck yourself". That guy thinks that it would be the greatest thing in the world.

  12. DCHONG Says:

    I make sex in ass with cup but brake and cut ouch.

    i make video pictuer.

  13. JNELSO Says:

    WTF!!!.......I think this comment is weirder than the story itself

  14. Naawmeeean Says:

    HA! YOUR COMMENT JUST MADE MY FRIDAY!

  15. Kyle W Says:

    It would be weird not to do that...haha jk what a freak

  16. Lol@life Says:

    Dude Ur so Effin Gay..... thats more gay than sucking cock, sry to break the news to ya.

  17. Phuzi0n Says:

    You know, I think Butters and/or Samwell explains this best. "I said what what, in the butt, I said what what, in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?" Homo who wrote this answers yes...

  18. Sickpigs.com Says:

    "Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?"

    Only if you find pimples to be a real turn on. What? Just me?

    http://sickpigs.com

  19. Jay Says:

    Sorry. I'm a relatively open minded and easy to talk with guy. I do see this an an interesting case. That said:

    You're a fag. Go find a dude to rail on you. Everything will make sense when you have an aching asshole.

  20. todders Says:

    I have accidentally masturbated to a picture of my own butt, unknowingly.

    This guy does it everynight tho (or maybe just to the mustache):

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/158

  21. brah man Says:

    ha, i think ive accidently masterbated to that guys butt too

  22. Anonymous Says:

    Narcissism?

  23. Anonymous Says:

    Only if you're gay, dude that is the frutiest shit I've heard in a long time. Totally and completely gay.

  24. Anonymous Says:

    if your a chick its cool. if your a guy, well then i could care less

  25. Anonymous Says:

    What the actual fuck.

  26. Anonymous Says:

    seriously.

  27. trima Says:

    Do you have any tattoos on your butt?
    is it tan?

  28. Anonymous Says:

    W...T...F...

  29. TheDude-1 Says:

    Is it normal to have an errection after reading this story?

  30. Anonymous Says:

    the comments r better than the story itself

  31. Anonymous Says:

    does your butt look like megan fox's face?
    if not then YES, YOU ARE GAY.

  32. Anonymous Says:

    aww poor guy. you are all mean. you probably all sit at home and watch incest porn of your mom, so stfu. Whatever works for you, as long as your not video taping other's butts.

    unless they say its ok lol.

  33. Anonymous Says:

    Question: Should you masturbate to pictures of your own
    butt?

    Answers: Yes if: 1)You're gay.
    2)Your're a total loser and have
    nothing else to masturbate to.

    No if: You're not gay and have a life.

  34. Anonymous Says:

    Yes, you should... if you're Kim Kardashian or Adriana Lima. In fact, they have an obligation to do so.

    The rest of us... not so much.

  35. Anonymous Says:

    No. there's no problem
    Ur just fucking homo
    And ur girl is probaly wit another dude
    U damn Fannybandit!

  36. Anonymous Says:

    No your not gay, I get turned on when I see myself naked also. I am a very straight guy and i know i am not gay. If you are that's cool, I have nothing against gay people. But being turned on by the sight of yourself is nothing new. Most guys will not admit it because they will think they are gay, when in reality, it is all in your mind. Try to start masturbating to other pictures of something other than yourself. Ask your girl for a sexy picture of her. Next time you have sex, you will cum easily. Hope it helps.

  37. Anonymous Says:

    Dude, Thats fucked up, I...I... Dude, shut the fuck up.

  38. Anonymous Says:

    Dude, Thats fucked up, thats the most bizzar shit.. I.. I... Dude, thats fucked up.

  39. Anonymous Says:

    slapa da bass

  40. Anonymous Says:

    this is gay beyond faggotry

  41. Anonymous Says:

    gay,gay,gay

  42. Omar Says:

    That's gayer than Elton John wearing a purple pokadot suit, skipping through tulips on a sunny day, flying a kite while singing showtunes.

  43. Anonymous Says:

    Gayer than Gay Gayerson

  44. Anonymous Says:

    gayer than a bowl of dicks

  45. Anonymous Says:

    umm I think if you masturbate period you are turned in on in someway by your own body

  46. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a rel="nofollow" href="/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-597781" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 10:26 am</a> </small> <p>Dan's was a lot of fun. Thanks! 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