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Today’s Question: Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?

This is a question every one should ask themselves. And then quickly answer, "Yes."
 

 

53 Responses to "Today’s Question: Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Only if you’re gay, dude that is the frutiest shit I’ve heard in a long time. Totally and completely gay.

  2. Jay says:

    Sorry. I’m a relatively open minded and easy to talk with guy. I do see this an an interesting case. That said:

    You’re a fag. Go find a dude to rail on you. Everything will make sense when you have an aching asshole.

  3. Anonymous says:

    W…T…F…

  4. trima says:

    Do you have any tattoos on your butt?
    is it tan?

  5. todders says:

    I have accidentally masturbated to a picture of my own butt, unknowingly.

    This guy does it everynight tho (or maybe just to the mustache):

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/158

  6. Anonymous says:

    No your not gay, I get turned on when I see myself naked also. I am a very straight guy and i know i am not gay. If you are that’s cool, I have nothing against gay people. But being turned on by the sight of yourself is nothing new. Most guys will not admit it because they will think they are gay, when in reality, it is all in your mind. Try to start masturbating to other pictures of something other than yourself. Ask your girl for a sexy picture of her. Next time you have sex, you will cum easily. Hope it helps.

  7. DCHONG says:

    I make sex in ass with cup but brake and cut ouch.

    i make video pictuer.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Yes, you should… if you’re Kim Kardashian or Adriana Lima. In fact, they have an obligation to do so.

    The rest of us… not so much.

  9. Anonymous says:

    slapa da bass

  10. Anonymous says:

    if your a chick its cool. if your a guy, well then i could care less

  11. Anonymous says:

    seriously.

  12. Phuzi0n says:

    You know, I think Butters and/or Samwell explains this best. “I said what what, in the butt, I said what what, in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?” Homo who wrote this answers yes…

  13. TheDude-1 says:

    Is it normal to have an errection after reading this story?

  14. Naawmeeean says:

    HA! YOUR COMMENT JUST MADE MY FRIDAY!

  15. Anonymous says:

    Dude, Thats fucked up, I…I… Dude, shut the fuck up.

  16. JNELSO says:

    WTF!!!…….I think this comment is weirder than the story itself

  17. Anonymous says:

    does your butt look like megan fox’s face?
    if not then YES, YOU ARE GAY.

  18. Lol@life says:

    Dude Ur so Effin Gay….. thats more gay than sucking cock, sry to break the news to ya.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Dude, Thats fucked up, thats the most bizzar shit.. I.. I… Dude, thats fucked up.

  20. Sickpigs.com says:

    “Should You Masturbate To Pictures Of Your Own Butt?”

    Only if you find pimples to be a real turn on. What? Just me?

    http://sickpigs.com

  21. Anonymous says:

    aww poor guy. you are all mean. you probably all sit at home and watch incest porn of your mom, so stfu. Whatever works for you, as long as your not video taping other’s butts.

    unless they say its ok lol.

  22. Anonymous says:

    this is gay beyond faggotry

  23. Anonymous says:

    Question: Should you masturbate to pictures of your own
    butt?

    Answers: Yes if: 1)You’re gay.
    2)Your’re a total loser and have
    nothing else to masturbate to.

    No if: You’re not gay and have a life.

  24. Martin s from canada says:

    Gives new meaning to the term “go fuck yourself”. That guy thinks that it would be the greatest thing in the world.

  25. Kyle W says:

    It would be weird not to do that…haha jk what a freak

  26. Anonymous says:

    Narcissism?

  27. brah man says:

    ha, i think ive accidently masterbated to that guys butt too

  28. Anonymous says:

    No. there’s no problem
    Ur just fucking homo
    And ur girl is probaly wit another dude
    U damn Fannybandit!

  29. Anonymous says:

    What the actual fuck.

  30. Anonymous says:

    the comments r better than the story itself

  31. i love you, man says:

    hahaha…

  32. www.ctpowerball.org says:

    hahahaha… no kidding

  33. Random Asshole says:

    I have never been happier in my life to not be that guy. Wow.

  34. Anonymous says:

    me too

  35. Paul says:

    Hes an autosexual… The word comes from auto meaning self and sexual meaning, well sexual..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autosexuality

  36. Pierre says:

    damnit, you find all the awesome troll threads.

  37. Anonymous says:

    I thought everyone does this?

  38. Anonymous says:

    The original post was from Wednesday the 1st, right?

  39. Keyra Augustina says:

    lol, i do

  40. Biglugnuts says:

    Yeah, your sick.

  41. Anonymous says:

    WTF…is this serious

  42. Anonymous says:

    gay,gay,gay

  43. Omar says:

    That’s gayer than Elton John wearing a purple pokadot suit, skipping through tulips on a sunny day, flying a kite while singing showtunes.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Gayer than Gay Gayerson

  45. Anonymously says:

    Gayer than cum on a moustache.

  46. Anonymous says:

    gayer than a bowl of dicks

  47. Bob says:

    This topic is dumber than a bucket of hair. These comments are epic. So…when are people going to learn the difference between your and you’re? Ah, I guess China will just beat us down in like 50 years because we’re dumber than said bucket of hair. That said, I’m beating off to a Holocaust documantary, no big deal.

  48. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-63088">May 13, 2009 at 10:26 am</a></div> <p>Dan’s was a lot of fun. Thanks! Love and peace.<br /> I am from Paraguay and , too, and now am writing in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Avtovaz has had severe financial problems, and I suspect that postscript for internet – avtovaz has a russian language website links – avtovaz.Actrav, ilo bureau for companies like avtovaz supply a range of services that in avtovaz also provides its work force with kindergartens.”</p> <p>Waiting for a reply <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Joe.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-65275"> <div id="comment-65275" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-65275">May 8, 2009 at 3:36 pm</a></div> <p>umm I think if you masturbate period you are turned in on in someway by your own body</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-126706"> <div id="comment-126706" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Living Dead</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-126706">November 12, 2009 at 11:26 am</a></div> <p>…Does he have a twin brother?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-126850"> <div id="comment-126850" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">urmom</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-126850">November 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm</a></div> <p>LOL</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-134568"> <div id="comment-134568" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Fiftyq</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-134568">January 4, 2010 at 5:00 am</a></div> <p>Are you kidding? If I could fuck my own butt I would.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-139989"> <div id="comment-139989" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Lance</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/todays-question-should-you-masturbate-pictures-your-own-butt/#comment-139989">February 5, 2010 at 7:06 pm</a></div> <p>I’m sure this weirdo is raping small animals by now.<br /> The fuck watches himself fuck himself?<br /> Fucked Up</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- begin ad-tag 300x250 --> <div id="div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"> <script type="text/javascript"> googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"); }); </script> </div> <!-- end ad tag --> </div> </div> <!-- START OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING TO COPY-PASTE --> <div id="mediaplayer" class="mediaplayer block"> <textarea class="lazyload-right"> <h2 class="heading"> This Street Fight Is So Well Filmed It’s Almost Art </h2> <div class="mediaplayerBox"> <iframe src="//break.com/embed/2655550?embed=1" width="300" height="250" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe> </div> </textarea> </div> <!-- END OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING --> </div> <br clear="all" /> </div> <!-- content end --> </div> <div class="footer_wraper"> <div class="footer"> <ul class="network_sites"> <li class="break"><a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Videos">Break.com</a></li> <li class="mademan"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/" target="_blank" title="Men's Guide">Made Man</a></li> <li class="gamefront"><a href="http://www.gamefront.com/" target="_blank" title="Game Front">Game Front</a></li> <li class="screenjunkies"><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/" target="_blank" title="Movie Reviews">Screen Junkies</a></li> <li class="cagepotato"><a href="http://www.cagepotato.com/" target="_blank" title="MMA News">Cage Potato</a></li> <li class="chickipedia"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/" target="_blank" title="Hot Pictures">Chickipedia</a></li> <li class="holytaco last"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Stuff">Holy Taco</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="footer_foot"> <a href="http://www.breakmedia.com" title="Break Media" class="logo_breakmedia" target="_blank">Break Media</a> <ul class="quicklink_bm"> <li><a href="http://www.breakmedia.com/for-advertisers">Advertise</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/contact/holy-taco-privacy-policy">Privacy</a></li> <li><a href="http://breakmedia.zendesk.com/portal">Help / FAQ</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/contact/terms-of-use">Terms</a></li> <li><a href="http://info.break.com/break/html/copyright-notices.html">Copyright</a></li> <li><a style="cursor:pointer" onclick="TRUSTeWidget.Tab.link()">Ad Choices</a></li> </ul> <p class="copyright_bm">Copyright © 2011 Break Media. 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