Tom Brady Calls Role Play

I’ve seen Shawshank Redemption probably 100 times.  It’s a fantastic movie.  But at right about my 80th viewing, at the very end when Andy and Red hug on the beach at Zihuatanejo, I for some reason really wanted a killer whale to suddenly beach itself and clamp its jaws around Andy, biting him in half, then retreat into the ocean with the top half of Andy.  Then have Red hold the bottom half of Andy in his arms and look to the sky and vow to seek revenge on the Killer Whale.  I tell you this because I want to make the point that no matter how amazing something is, sometimes you get bored with it and wish something would spice it up.  Hollywood Rag reports:

Tom Brady wants girlfriend Gisele to dress up like Wonder Woman.  “I want her to wear the Wonder Woman outfit,” said Brady.

You know, I bitch often on this site about dudes who pretty much bang as they please with whoever they want, but to be honest, I never want to get to the point where I’m so bored with vagina, that I need my super model girlfriend to dress up as something other than my super model girlfriend.

Plus, I’m pretty sure Brady is bullshitting.  I’ve seen how he stares at Wes Welker on third and 10 even though Randy Moss is alone in the end zone waving.  It’s clear what he wants Gisele to dress as.