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The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters

Because we like women almost as much as we like sports. (But we still won’t watch the WNBA)

10. Michelle Tafoya


I’m not sure how hot she is because they normally cut to her right after John Madden, who may or may not have Han Solo bound in carbonite in his basement, and Al Michaels, who looks to be undergoing some kind of mummification process. Either way, it’s a welcome reprieve to see Michelle describe a torn ACL.
[Editor's Note: When bored, try singing "Michelle Tafoya to the tune of Culture Club's "I'll Tumble For Ya. Your coworkers will like you very much.]

9. Bonnie Bernstein

Although she dresses like a stuffed animal you receive at Christmas, there’s no mistaking her hotness. She roams the sidelines bringing us expert insights such as “The Crimson Tide are down seven with thirty seconds left. They’re going to need a touchdown to tie this up.

8. Pam Oliver

She’s cute enough that you forget to laugh when she says stuff like “The Jets players have said they will settle for nothing less than an appearance in the Superbowl. And, if you like lips, there’s none better. Her delivery of “Trainers say Farve may have pulled his groin, spawned letter writing campaigns from conservative activists.

7. Tony Siragusa

What? The man has, by far, the nicest rack on this list.

6. Lisa Guerrero

A pioneer in the field. Some consider her the Michael Jordan of hot sideline reporters. Unfortunately, much like Jordan, she’s gotten older and is now experiencing the “12 points per game for the Washington Wizards portion of her career.

5. Melissa Stark

Her girl next door look makes you think she might actually go out with you. Then you look down and realize your medicine ball-sized gut is covered in pork grease and Cheeto dust. But don’t give up hope, Dan Dierdorf is probably free this weekend.

4. Jill Arrington

We don’t know what this has to do with anything, but she’s Dakota Fanning’s aunt.

3. Erin Andrews

After coming into her own as a college football and basketball analyst, Erin was voted sexiest sportscaster of 2007 by Playboy. We haven’t seen the list, but we’re going to go ahead and assume Tony Siragusa came in second.

2. Maria Sansone

For some reason ESPN and NESN only feel like putting Maria on TV every once in a while, which leaves us with just one question: Why do ESPN and NESN hate our freedom?

1. Lisa Dergan

It’s not often you get a sideline reporter who’s also a Playboy Playmate and a one-time St. Paulie Girl. And maybe that’s a good thing for the sports world. Would you rather watch oozing sexuality on your TV screen, or Bills vs. Lions?

35 Responses to "The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters"

  1. johnson says:

    “no place for these chicks.. can’t stand them..i don’t want some chick telling me about football when they no absolutely nothing about it..plus to the players on the sideline there a distraction..”

    dude!!??? what??!!! is something wrong with you???!!!

  2. Lucas says:

    Michelle Tafoye is the most annoying Bitch in the Universe. She sounds like she has a ping pong ball in her throat. She SUCKS!. Are you guys who vote high? The old bitch is better looking because atleast her voice isnt all fucked up!

  3. dennis says:

    that rachael chick from espn is the hottest

  4. Britney says:

    I am actually surprised that the woman have not been hotter. We are hiring a spokesgirl to do our news and sports weekly review. Come check her out on our site on Saturday and let me know what you think.

  5. newt says:

    1-Michelle Tafoya hasn’t worked with JOhn Madden for years now

    and 2-to not have Suzy Kolber or Rachel Nichols on here is insanity

  6. newt says:

    1-Michelle Tafoya hasn’t worked with JOhn Madden for years now

    and 2-to not have Suzy Kolber or Rachel Nichols on here is insaniy

  7. Kyle says:

    Rachel Nichols is definitely the hottest woman in all of sports broadcasting, not just sideline reporters. Easily #1.

  8. Ryan says:

    Dude. Lindsey Soto. HUGE oversight.

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  14. dib says:

    Love Suzy & like Rachel, hook nose or no, but Jill & Maria & Lisa aren’t on that much. Erin is everywhere and looks great everywhere. She knows her stuff in every sport from inside [?!] tips given by the coaches & staff & players. I’d spill my guts and more if she asked me the skinny on anything.

  15. DRUNK says:

    Lisa Dergen is AMAZING!

    I was going to bitch about Erin Andrews not being #1, but then I saw Lderg and all my blood rushed to one part of my body.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I agree, suzy kolber should be on the list as well as rachel nichols. im not much of a fan of #9 or pam oliver, so i think those two should be replaced. Also, i agree with cards06, #2 is the hottest.

  17. Anonymous says:

    “7. Tony Siragusa
    What? The man has, by far, the nicest rack on this list.”

    and the hottest mullet. mmm.

  18. Tristan says:

    you are

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  19. Mr. Anonymous says:

    Rachel Nichols looks good from the front, but she actually has an enormous hook nose.

  20. Mike19870 says:

    Maria Smason is the best one.
    Mike – the wood splitter dude

  21. Anonymous says:

    PAM OLIVER?? How can anyone consider her good looking

  22. tom says:

    suzy kolber is the best side line reporter also the hottest. what a combination

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  26. cards06 says:

    dude, #2 is the most banging..come on!!

  27. Fresno says:

    I’ve never heard of any of these people, but I sure as shit would fuck all of them. ON THE SIDELINES!

  28. Barry says:

    Nice work, Holy Taco. I didn’t wake up in the best of spirits, but thanks to your hot chick locating detective skills, I can now safely say, “I’m fiiiiine, thank you.”

  29. dickgrays1 says:

    Could somebody please kill Tony Siragusa? Seriously, has that guy ever contributed even a single worthwhile thing to any broadcast ever?

  30. ParrotHead says:

    Cmon…what about Suzy Kolber???

  31. Mike says:

    a little FYI for you folks. Baltimore has 2 for your list. First is “the ultimate sports chick” Anita Marks. She is a former playboy centerfold and she has her own sports talkshow on espn1300.com Also Amber Theo Harris has a Wendesday night show and does sideline reporting for the Baltimore Orioles. Both blond beauties in charm city, check them out!!!!

  32. freinthecity says:

    Suzy Kolber was robbed and should be on this list instead of the Goose……

  33. matt says:

    no place for these chicks.. can’t stand them..i don’t want some chick telling me about football when they no absolutely nothing about it..plus to the players on the sideline there a distraction..

  34. Your Mom says:

    Yes, chicks “no” nothing. Look in the mirror douche.

  35. Thomas says:

    “Fresno Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    I’ve never heard of any of these people, but I sure as shit would fuck all of them. ON THE SIDELINES!”

    I think I would enjoy watching you fuck Tony Siragusa, you dirty boy!