Remember Beverly Hills 90210, the show that followed the adventures of a group of 40 year-old actors pretending to be virginal teenagers? Well, they’re remaking it, and the very very talented Tori Spelling wants in. People.com reports:
The actress has yet to be contacted by the producers of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is developing, but Spelling, who played Donna Martin on the original show for 10 years, is ready to step up if she gets offered a role.
Ready to step up if she gets offered a role huh? That’s possibly an understatement. I’m pretty sure when her agent told her she replied with “Point me to the penis I have to put in my mouth to get this.”
It’s weird they’re remaking all these old TV shows. I also heard they’re doing a remake of the A-team. I say we just combine the A-Team and 90210 and make them one show. Like, we have an episode where Brenda Walsh isn’t sure if her boyfriend’s cheating on her, so the A-team follows him, only to find out the boyfriend is an international arms dealer. Here’s what the opening credits would look like: