Now that Rob Ford has opened up about smoking crack, which he did in a drunken stupor that was so epic he doesn’t even remember it, he has decided this does not impair his ability to run Canada’s largest city, North America’s 4th largest city and the world’s 51st largest city. He will continue on as mayor and seek re-election next October. And apparently that’s OK. Smoking crack, whilst drunk, is not grounds for anyone to remove a mayor from office. Given that, we may safely assume nothing is grounds for dismissal and Rob Ford is now free to be whoever he wants to be, because he’s going jack shit nowhere.