Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden recently made a pretty incredible promise to her Twitter followers. How incredible was this promise? Read this completely factual* email exchange with Bobbi Eden and find out!
HT: So, you made a pretty bold statement recently regarding the World Cup and your Twitter followers.
BE: Yes. If the Netherlands wins the World Cup, all of my Twitter followers get oral sex.
HT: You do realize that you currently have over 40,000 followers, some of whom probably have all kinds of disgustingness happening downstairs. You’re seriously going to blow all of them? The logistics of that kind of operation seem like a total nightmare.
BE: If your mom can do it, so can I.
HT: Ha! Yeah. Wait, what did you say?
BE: I said your mom has blown over 40,000 dudes.
HT: Did we do something to offend you?
BE: You don’t show tits anymore on HolyTaco.
HT: What are you talking about? We show tits all the time. Like yours, right now, for example.
BE: Yeah, well, how come Drunken Argument Fridays went away?
HT: You mean the same Drunken Argument Fridays we still run every Friday?
BE: Yes. Where did it go?
HT: We still run it. Every Friday. You know, we’re starting to get the sinking feeling that we aren’t actually talking to Bobbi Eden.
BE: No, YOU’RE not Bobbi Eden.
HT: Right.
BE: Ur teh gay! Boobs or GTFO!
HT: Ok, thanks for you time.
BE: Ur mom thankzed me for my time when I was banging her last night.
HT: And you wonder why we moderate comments around here.
BE: F**k you Justin!
HT: Jesus. We’re done.
To find out more about the real Bobbi Eden and her actual promise to exchange oral sex for a World Cup victory,
check her out on Twitter.
* email exchange not really factual
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mbass here, wait…. scratch that… if we have the time to visit this site and comment on it we’re all dumbasses… back to my original point “dude”
f*king troll… you copied and pasted just a portion of my original comment. pimp your shit somewhere else douchenozzle
way to go dumbass rick, you dropped the ball. FIRST !!!
ya lil bitch ass bitches.
um… you cant really call first when you are clearly not actually first. so if anyone is a dumbass here, wait…. scratch that… if we have the time to visit this site and comment on it we’re all dumbasses… back to my original point “dude”, you’re not first so you dont get to claim it.
yea dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!! who’s the bitch now ?
epic beard guy has really let himself go
You moderate comments?
Jesus, I fucking knew I shouldn’t have left!
rofl nice,actually made me smile…n my weird coussin laugh…
weird I gotta type “snoozed old” to post this shit…weiiiird…