If you’ve been keeping up on the World Cup, you may recognize Paraguay model and soccer fan Larissa Riquelme, the girl who loved her team so much she jammed a cell phone between her boobs to cheer for them earlier in the week. What you may not know is that we scored a totally fake interview with her as an excuse to post more photos.
HT: So Larissa, we understand you’re from Paraguay. Is that near Uruguay?
LR: Oh, that’s silly. No, Uruguay’s not even a real place. It’s like Atlantis or North Dakota, just a story to tell children.
HT: Fascinating. So you exploded on the internet after those pics were taken at a World Cup game this week. Have you been a soccer fan for long? If so, can you explain why anyone likes soccer?
LR: Honestly, I don’t know. I mean, everyone I know loves soccer, but when we sit down and try to describe why, we usually get nosebleeds. In fact, in the city I was born in, it is forbidden to even speak of it.
HT: That’s delightful. Tell us, Larissa, how has the sudden influx in fame affected your life.
LR: Well, I had done modelling before, so having my pictures out there is nothing new. But getting to be asked stupid questions by internet comedy writers has been a real treat. Where I am from only goat herders and footballers are more respected and virile than internet comedy writers. I have an internet comedy shrine in my bathroom.
HT: Yes, we get that a lot. Larissa, it has been a pleasure speaking with you today and we hope to see more of you soon.
LR: Well, as long as you can think of pretend things for me to say I’m more than happy to provide a loosely organized framework for an excuse to post my pictures on your site.
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I would suna her…
I would block her …
FIRST
and she is smoking hot
SECOND
And I second that.
THIRD
and i third that, also.
Second and I love her!!!
Ummm, I think she needs to have that birthmark looked at, it looks malignant.
That ain’t no birthmark, son; it’s the remnants of my magnificent butt sauce.
First time poster.
Great fake interview funny as hell, thank you.
Is that a dwarf beside her in the first picture, a little hairy dwarf? It seems unfair
That’s not a birth mark. She had a skin grafting procedure after being shot in the leg and they accidentally used the donor skin of a colored person. By the time they realized the mistake, the colored skin had already stolen the cells of otherwise upstanding body parts and was too integrated to remove without a major PR debacle.
Also, soccer is gay.
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Hot
and football, aka soccer (in 1 country), is not nearly as gay as a bunch of guys whos spending 50% of a game on top of each other trying to run to the end field so they can dance.
aw.. no.. not that discussion again….
But… on the other hand… why not:
We all know americans don’t like sports, they are not good at…
But I gotta give credit how u guys handle that…
there are nations that sucked at soccer since it was invented and still they try to play it…. (looking at you Britain)
But you Guys simply invent your own sports and pretend you think all the other sports (u suck in) are boring….
And soccer isn’t the best example….
The by far best example ist Rugby… Man, have u ever seen your Rugby-Team getting raped by one of the other nations… This gives “getting your ass beaten” a whole new dimension…
So… what u do is, get yourself some plastic full-body armor – just like little girls should – and call it AMERICAN Football…
Kudos for that strategie!
Only sport invented by americans i’d give the status of a real sport is Basketball… that was really kinda smart…
Might I pretend to suggest that Larissa’s persona be conscripted for all future soccer commentary? She is so eloquent and is made to be so gracious about not really being herself in this expose. What a gal. Be sure to use more pictures of her when doing this in the future, though. Gotta know its the fake her and not some fake fake her.
I want to riquel her.