Men like staring at boobs and butts. That's just a scientific fact. Everyone has stolen a tantalizing glance at a nice rack or an amazing posterior at least once in their life. Fortunately for the rest of us, some of these epic boob/ass stares have been documented via photograph and published to the internet for all to see, and we've taken the liberty of gathering some of the best boob and ass stares into one awesome collection.
It's Fact that God made us this way for a specific reason, if you read or believe in God you will know why...
this is a verse from the Holy Quran.
14. Beautified for mankind is love of the joys (that come) from women and offspring, and stored up heaps of gold and silver, and horses branded (with their mark), and cattle and land. That is comfort of the life of the world. Allah! With Him is a more excellent abode.
That is indeed Justin Thomas. Looking at Holly Madison's boobs. That was at a party we went to where we were supposed to report, but we just ended up getting wasted and trying to take pictures of us pretending to masturbate next to playboy playmates.
Funny that all the republitards are the ones getting busted for hiring gay boy hookers or screwing each other in rest stops and airport bathrooms. Repubs are the biggest "closset-ed" bunch by far.
Get off our titty site republican! Don't you have some bible pounding to do, or some lies to spread? Isn't it against your self-proclaimed moral superiority to be here anyway? Go home and masturbate to the boys underwear ads in your Walmart sale flyer...
I can't believe u guys. I'm not saying i'm a republican, but if u think that telling him he's a jerkoff isn't being hypocritical, then I must not know what the word means. Seriously, cut it out, if u want people to think ur more than a mindless being that does nothing but throw insults.
this is why i hate politics, we start off with something good (BOOBIES!) and then its always gotta turn into people bashing other people who in reality arent really that different, we are all Americans we all support OUR country, why must we hate each other? lets just enjoy the BOOBIES like this page was intended and hate on the FRENCH afterwards
my favorite is the 2nd pic.....little kid mouth hanging open in amazment......priceless
Hey we know all you faggot ass democraps can't gat your nose out of your ass for a second or maybe its the shit still on your breathe from sucking your boyfriends dick, but really if you don't believe Democraps are gay then look at Clinton he must be into beastiality if those aren't men they must be horses.
Definitely David Beckham. This is one of a series of photos, where he checks out the cheerleader, and then Victoria is very clearly upset with him immediately after.
NOt only Beckham....... Any fricking Super star will go nuts to see a girl next to him ........So hot with a body which is calling for Fuck ...... Dont blame beck even we look at that pic and get amazing by her physique ...........by the way the girl is got real good legs
1st: We don't care for proof of the mindlessness of a cheerleeder IN A PHOTO. If you point her out to us in a bar, thats different. We can at least 'chat her up'...as you'd probably say.
With a gay accent of course.
2nd: We maybe slackjawed, but we're proud. Proud that we're slackjawed, and proud that we don't use the phrase scrimmage points...or 'match'.
i am american and i totally agree with you on that one. americans are proud of the stupidest things, and most if not all of the "american way" ,as political freedoms are refered too, are found in countless other countries around the world. i hate pariotic people.
"Scrimmage point" and "match" are terms that faggoty Euro-assholes use when trying to demonstrate knowledge about sporting events, in an effort to make themselves appear less gay.
A wanker is also slang for a penis. And since penises are used to fuck the hottest women in the world, I guess you are saying that Americans Fuck the hottest women in the world. So really, thank you for the complement, you non-wanker, ugly lady fucking euro.
Ugh...
To wank, is actually to jerk off. So, as a proud wanker, you're actually a proud...bat boy.
I spose I should be impressed that a yank got it that close, though.
In every sense. ;)
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June 1st, 2009 at 02:37 pm
Is that John Kerry in the 5th pic?
June 1st, 2009 at 02:45 pm
Sure is
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:48 am
hey john, why the long face?
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:56 am
damn, i thought he was a robot! respect++
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am
I think Kerry is actually looking at his withered penis to see if it has responded in any way to the mammos in the picture with him.
July 29th, 2009 at 08:40 pm
man i coughed up my drink and rofl'd from your comment... priceless
October 18th, 2009 at 05:28 am
please tell me thats not his daughters,otherwise he would be one sick fuck
October 26th, 2009 at 05:41 am
its freaken awsome how it looks as if there both taking a look
October 26th, 2009 at 09:59 am
It's Fact that God made us this way for a specific reason, if you read or believe in God you will know why...
this is a verse from the Holy Quran.
14. Beautified for mankind is love of the joys (that come) from women and offspring, and stored up heaps of gold and silver, and horses branded (with their mark), and cattle and land. That is comfort of the life of the world. Allah! With Him is a more excellent abode.
June 1st, 2009 at 02:57 pm
is that justin in the 9th picture?
June 1st, 2009 at 03:20 pm
That is indeed Justin Thomas. Looking at Holly Madison's boobs. That was at a party we went to where we were supposed to report, but we just ended up getting wasted and trying to take pictures of us pretending to masturbate next to playboy playmates.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:40 pm
That's not Holly Madison its just some random plastic playboy groupie, but really, its all the same.
August 12th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Id think Justin would know if he was staring at Holly Madison's boobs or not...and yes, that is Holly Madison.
your mother
June 1st, 2009 at 03:12 pm
Why was John F'n Kerry looking at some bewbs? He's a Democrap. Democrap = Gay.
He was probably thinking about his BFF, Big Fat Teddy Kennedy and his pendulous jugs.
June 1st, 2009 at 03:14 pm
Troll a little harder next time. That was pretty lame.
June 1st, 2009 at 03:37 pm
Funny that all the republitards are the ones getting busted for hiring gay boy hookers or screwing each other in rest stops and airport bathrooms. Repubs are the biggest "closset-ed" bunch by far.
June 1st, 2009 at 07:21 pm
republican = most likely to ruin a perfectly good titty thread
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Wow. Who would have thought a gay Repugnicon would actually have something nasty and untrue to say.
That's like saying Repugnicons aren't intelligent.
Oh, wait. That one's true...
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:51 am
Anon is a good name for you and your kind.
July 27th, 2009 at 08:36 pm
yeah, like proud repub says anything about who you are! republicans are always quick to call somebody out for something they themselves are doing
August 6th, 2009 at 03:59 pm
so true fukc them all
September 9th, 2009 at 03:49 am
Get off our titty site republican! Don't you have some bible pounding to do, or some lies to spread? Isn't it against your self-proclaimed moral superiority to be here anyway? Go home and masturbate to the boys underwear ads in your Walmart sale flyer...
September 12th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I can't believe u guys. I'm not saying i'm a republican, but if u think that telling him he's a jerkoff isn't being hypocritical, then I must not know what the word means. Seriously, cut it out, if u want people to think ur more than a mindless being that does nothing but throw insults.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Love that handle. May be my favorite of all time!
September 29th, 2009 at 06:47 pm
lol politics.
September 30th, 2009 at 06:38 am
Is that you little Jimmy? Your internet privileges have been revoked! You hear me? No more posting at boytoy.com You disgust me!
October 22nd, 2009 at 08:48 am
this is why i hate politics, we start off with something good (BOOBIES!) and then its always gotta turn into people bashing other people who in reality arent really that different, we are all Americans we all support OUR country, why must we hate each other? lets just enjoy the BOOBIES like this page was intended and hate on the FRENCH afterwards
my favorite is the 2nd pic.....little kid mouth hanging open in amazment......priceless
November 3rd, 2009 at 06:53 pm
boobs are great...hes probably thinking of slapping some baby oil on those breasts and titty fucking them all night
November 5th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Hey we know all you faggot ass democraps can't gat your nose out of your ass for a second or maybe its the shit still on your breathe from sucking your boyfriends dick, but really if you don't believe Democraps are gay then look at Clinton he must be into beastiality if those aren't men they must be horses.
November 6th, 2009 at 06:32 pm
FUCK LIBERALS
June 1st, 2009 at 03:19 pm
the cheerleader one is priceless.
Cheerleader: Oh I hope my team scores enough scrimmage points to win the match!
Dude: Dear baby jesus, i don't pray for much ...
June 1st, 2009 at 03:57 pm
I'm pretty sure that's David Beckham. And he's not looking anywhere near her boobs.
June 1st, 2009 at 04:13 pm
tribute to boobs and ass
June 1st, 2009 at 04:34 pm
Definitely David Beckham. This is one of a series of photos, where he checks out the cheerleader, and then Victoria is very clearly upset with him immediately after.
June 1st, 2009 at 06:31 pm
lol yea i saw that series and victoria looked pissed in one as if she caught him.
June 4th, 2009 at 03:45 am
Would you blame David Beckham... clearly the Cheerleader is very hot and well his wife is not!!
Good on you becks!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 01:47 pm
NOt only Beckham....... Any fricking Super star will go nuts to see a girl next to him ........So hot with a body which is calling for Fuck ...... Dont blame beck even we look at that pic and get amazing by her physique ...........by the way the girl is got real good legs
September 9th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
He's starving! Can you blame the man? And this is coming from a lady!
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:17 am
What the fuck is a scrimmage point?
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:58 am
i was trying to illustrate the mindlessness of the cheerleader, but why am i bothering when slackjaws like you are reading it.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
1st: We don't care for proof of the mindlessness of a cheerleeder IN A PHOTO. If you point her out to us in a bar, thats different. We can at least 'chat her up'...as you'd probably say.
With a gay accent of course.
2nd: We maybe slackjawed, but we're proud. Proud that we're slackjawed, and proud that we don't use the phrase scrimmage points...or 'match'.
August 6th, 2009 at 04:02 pm
uuugh...proud to be stupid, typical american
September 6th, 2009 at 07:56 pm
i am american and i totally agree with you on that one. americans are proud of the stupidest things, and most if not all of the "american way" ,as political freedoms are refered too, are found in countless other countries around the world. i hate pariotic people.
September 11th, 2009 at 02:26 pm
Your name is Pierre. You obviously suck at life; go die.
October 14th, 2009 at 08:42 am
comeon sears it brings life to the world think about what would have dan jones been like if boobs werent fantastic hu think about it by mike mead
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 am
"Scrimmage point" and "match" are terms that faggoty Euro-assholes use when trying to demonstrate knowledge about sporting events, in an effort to make themselves appear less gay.
August 7th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
true
August 23rd, 2009 at 02:40 am
Wanker is a term that we use to describe Americans.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:20 am
A wanker is also slang for a penis. And since penises are used to fuck the hottest women in the world, I guess you are saying that Americans Fuck the hottest women in the world. So really, thank you for the complement, you non-wanker, ugly lady fucking euro.
September 10th, 2009 at 05:17 pm
Ugh...
To wank, is actually to jerk off. So, as a proud wanker, you're actually a proud...bat boy.
I spose I should be impressed that a yank got it that close, though.
In every sense. ;)
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