A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs

June 1st, 2009 | 01:26 pm
Men like staring at boobs and butts.  That's just a scientific fact.  Everyone has stolen a tantalizing glance at a nice rack or an amazing posterior at least once in their life.  Fortunately for the rest of us, some of these epic boob/ass stares have been documented via photograph and published to the internet for all to see, and we've taken the liberty of gathering some of the best boob and ass stares into one awesome collection. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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153 Responses to "A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs"

  1. @a loss Says:

    Is that John Kerry in the 5th pic?

  2. jojo Says:

    Sure is

  3. noahaction Says:

    hey john, why the long face?

  4. Pierre Says:

    damn, i thought he was a robot! respect++

  5. Anomynous Says:

    I think Kerry is actually looking at his withered penis to see if it has responded in any way to the mammos in the picture with him.

  6. j-dawg Says:

    man i coughed up my drink and rofl'd from your comment... priceless

  7. ThisGuy Says:

    please tell me thats not his daughters,otherwise he would be one sick fuck

  8. AngryWhiteBoi Says:

    its freaken awsome how it looks as if there both taking a look

  9. Mohammed Says:

    It's Fact that God made us this way for a specific reason, if you read or believe in God you will know why...
    this is a verse from the Holy Quran.

    14. Beautified for mankind is love of the joys (that come) from women and offspring, and stored up heaps of gold and silver, and horses branded (with their mark), and cattle and land. That is comfort of the life of the world. Allah! With Him is a more excellent abode.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    is that justin in the 9th picture?

  11. justin Says:

    That is indeed Justin Thomas.  Looking at Holly Madison's boobs.  That was at a party we went to where we were supposed to report, but we just ended up getting wasted and trying to take pictures of us pretending to masturbate next to playboy playmates. 

  12. Anonymous Says:

    That's not Holly Madison its just some random plastic playboy groupie, but really, its all the same.

  13. Aunt Edna Says:

    Id think Justin would know if he was staring at Holly Madison's boobs or not...and yes, that is Holly Madison.

    your mother

  14. Exile Says:

    Why was John F'n Kerry looking at some bewbs? He's a Democrap. Democrap = Gay.

    He was probably thinking about his BFF, Big Fat Teddy Kennedy and his pendulous jugs.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    Troll a little harder next time. That was pretty lame.

  16. JM Says:

    Funny that all the republitards are the ones getting busted for hiring gay boy hookers or screwing each other in rest stops and airport bathrooms. Repubs are the biggest "closset-ed" bunch by far.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    republican = most likely to ruin a perfectly good titty thread

  18. Anonymous Says:

    Wow. Who would have thought a gay Repugnicon would actually have something nasty and untrue to say.

    That's like saying Repugnicons aren't intelligent.

    Oh, wait. That one's true...

  19. Proud Repub Says:

    Anon is a good name for you and your kind.

  20. BenjTech Says:

    yeah, like proud repub says anything about who you are! republicans are always quick to call somebody out for something they themselves are doing

  21. halogirl Says:

    so true fukc them all

  22. SMRTRTHNU Says:

    Get off our titty site republican! Don't you have some bible pounding to do, or some lies to spread? Isn't it against your self-proclaimed moral superiority to be here anyway? Go home and masturbate to the boys underwear ads in your Walmart sale flyer...

  23. dudethatthinksthatpeopleshouldhavespacesinthiernames Says:

    I can't believe u guys. I'm not saying i'm a republican, but if u think that telling him he's a jerkoff isn't being hypocritical, then I must not know what the word means. Seriously, cut it out, if u want people to think ur more than a mindless being that does nothing but throw insults.

  24. francfist Says:

    Love that handle. May be my favorite of all time!

  25. jansd Says:

    lol politics.

  26. Rev. Wilson Says:

    Is that you little Jimmy? Your internet privileges have been revoked! You hear me? No more posting at boytoy.com You disgust me!

  27. Anony Mouse Says:

    this is why i hate politics, we start off with something good (BOOBIES!) and then its always gotta turn into people bashing other people who in reality arent really that different, we are all Americans we all support OUR country, why must we hate each other? lets just enjoy the BOOBIES like this page was intended and hate on the FRENCH afterwards

    my favorite is the 2nd pic.....little kid mouth hanging open in amazment......priceless

  28. urmomlikesmydik Says:

    boobs are great...hes probably thinking of slapping some baby oil on those breasts and titty fucking them all night

  29. Pussy and titty loving Republicans Says:

    Hey we know all you faggot ass democraps can't gat your nose out of your ass for a second or maybe its the shit still on your breathe from sucking your boyfriends dick, but really if you don't believe Democraps are gay then look at Clinton he must be into beastiality if those aren't men they must be horses.

  30. Anonymousy Says:

    FUCK LIBERALS

  31. Pierre Says:

    the cheerleader one is priceless.

    Cheerleader: Oh I hope my team scores enough scrimmage points to win the match!

    Dude: Dear baby jesus, i don't pray for much ...

  32. Anonymous Says:

    I'm pretty sure that's David Beckham. And he's not looking anywhere near her boobs.

  33. TG Says:

    tribute to boobs and ass

  34. justin Says:

    Definitely David Beckham.  This is one of a series of photos, where he checks out the cheerleader, and then Victoria is very clearly upset with him immediately after.

  35. jay Says:

    lol yea i saw that series and victoria looked pissed in one as if she caught him.

  36. Anonymous Says:

    Would you blame David Beckham... clearly the Cheerleader is very hot and well his wife is not!!

    Good on you becks!!

  37. Dayne Says:

    NOt only Beckham....... Any fricking Super star will go nuts to see a girl next to him ........So hot with a body which is calling for Fuck ...... Dont blame beck even we look at that pic and get amazing by her physique ...........by the way the girl is got real good legs

  38. grahamatical Says:

    He's starving! Can you blame the man? And this is coming from a lady!

  39. Anonymous Says:

    What the fuck is a scrimmage point?

  40. Pierre Says:

    i was trying to illustrate the mindlessness of the cheerleader, but why am i bothering when slackjaws like you are reading it.

  41. Anonmyous Says:

    1st: We don't care for proof of the mindlessness of a cheerleeder IN A PHOTO. If you point her out to us in a bar, thats different. We can at least 'chat her up'...as you'd probably say.

    With a gay accent of course.

    2nd: We maybe slackjawed, but we're proud. Proud that we're slackjawed, and proud that we don't use the phrase scrimmage points...or 'match'.

  42. halogirl Says:

    uuugh...proud to be stupid, typical american

  43. nothingness Says:

    i am american and i totally agree with you on that one. americans are proud of the stupidest things, and most if not all of the "american way" ,as political freedoms are refered too, are found in countless other countries around the world. i hate pariotic people.

  44. BAMF Says:

    Your name is Pierre. You obviously suck at life; go die.

  45. mike mead Says:

    comeon sears it brings life to the world think about what would have dan jones been like if boobs werent fantastic hu think about it by mike mead

  46. Anomynous Says:

    "Scrimmage point" and "match" are terms that faggoty Euro-assholes use when trying to demonstrate knowledge about sporting events, in an effort to make themselves appear less gay.

  47. not european Says:

    true

  48. European Says:

    Wanker is a term that we use to describe Americans.

  49. I'm a wanker and proud of it! Says:

    A wanker is also slang for a penis. And since penises are used to fuck the hottest women in the world, I guess you are saying that Americans Fuck the hottest women in the world. So really, thank you for the complement, you non-wanker, ugly lady fucking euro.

  50. Aus Says:

    Ugh...
    To wank, is actually to jerk off. So, as a proud wanker, you're actually a proud...bat boy.
    I spose I should be impressed that a yank got it that close, though.
    In every sense. ;)

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