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10 Examples of Truth and Simplicity in Advertising

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Look at that brilliant product up there – it’s not just a real fossil, it’s real poop.  Few companies are ballsy enough to advertise their products with such simple honesty, just laying out the bare truth for the consumer.  But man, it’s refreshing. If only more companies did that.  If only…

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7 Responses to "10 Examples of Truth and Simplicity in Advertising"

  1. hipwise says:


  2. Adam says:

    I have a thing of that poop!

  3. Orifice Jerq says:

    A) Why would you use the term “King-Size” on a FEMALE product?

    B) What does “Blackholes wish they sucked so hard” mean?

  4. Mimblewimble says:

    It was a reference to how badly that movie sucked

  5. Ian Fortey says:
    You let me down with both of those questions, office jerq.
  6. Office Jerq says:

    Wasn’t me.

  7. Office Jerq's Inner Monologue says:

    On retrospect I think I made a dick of myself with that initial post, but that’s ok I can always mask my IP address with a free proxy on-line and come back and redeem myself in the eyes of my idols. I wasn’t particularly impressed that time Ian found out I was trolling his website under several handles. I’d like to know how he found out I got a thing for trannies… IAN GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!