Yeah. I have no idea what that's doing in there. Noah the Intern puts our link dumps together. He must've been reading this at the time and accidentally linked it or something. Weird.
How was that a failure? Because I shot your bastardizing-of-the-English-language ass down? Because you're arguing with a teenager? Because you lack the skills necessary to make an arrow?
Fuck, am I even talking to the same "anonymous." If you have the balls to virtually insult me, at least show me a unique name. I'm just gonna go inadvertently start a flame war somewhere else. Damn
Anonymous says, "Lol, his dick's too short to hang past the guitar". Maybe he has a boner and the neck of the guitar is covering it up. My truncheon gets this big when I'm playing Metal Health.
EWWWWWW!!! this guy is nasty! but this is hilarious and it would be over the top if he had something outrageous like a sitar or something. like this guy here
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:25 pm
He totally enjoys a little Chuck and Buck suck and fuck.
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:30 pm
dude, is he even 5 feet tall???
naked midgets have no right to tell normies they suck.
plus he just looks so queer with that necklace.
June 2nd, 2009 at 08:02 pm
"Oompa loompa loompidy dar, guess what's under my plastic guitar... Oompa loompa loompidy dee, it's my midget penis."
-Midget Tool
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:14 am
Hahaha
June 7th, 2009 at 05:59 pm
thats just hilarious, you douche. he doesnt want to be short! now think to yourself, what would jesus say! :)
June 9th, 2009 at 08:43 am
HAHAHA comedic gold.
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:08 pm
I think it's actually instructions to his Gaysian boyfriend.
June 5th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha Yu Americans are wery, wery funny. You give me title that fit with my wifestyle. I love America!!!! But I hate the arranged marriages =(
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:31 pm
Was that article about sex during pregnancy supposed to be funny? That was a really weird link.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:17 am
Yeah. I have no idea what that's doing in there. Noah the Intern puts our link dumps together. He must've been reading this at the time and accidentally linked it or something. Weird.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
I'm really liking how Noah the Intern has become Noah's name ... or title ... In my mind, that's the name he was given at birth.
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:43 pm
Rock out with your cock out.
June 3rd, 2009 at 01:41 pm
More like "Jam out with your clam out" 'cause this guy is a pussy...
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Someone should take his plastic guitar and whack him in his nuts/vagina with it.
June 6th, 2009 at 07:25 am
Agreed ... whether you were talking about the guy in the pic or Thatguypete.
June 9th, 2009 at 01:42 pm
Hey...you no rika my posts?
June 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Fuck NO!
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:54 pm
Wow, he's so cool. I totally wish I could quilt like that. And are tan lines in style? Because if so, I might be rivaling this guy for awesomeness.
June 3rd, 2009 at 05:54 am
You'll be rivaling him for gayness too, right there in Mom's living room. Hurry before she comes home with your ice cream though...
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:07 am
It better not be damn cookies and cream again. Hey man, if having someone serve me ice cream from my own living room is gay, then call me Liberace
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:59 am
No LIberace, but living at home with Mommy at your age might be a little gay...
June 3rd, 2009 at 03:33 pm
17? I thought it was commonplace. Damn I need to get out.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
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Both of your comments were major failures, are you sure your not friends/related to the d-bag in the picture?
June 4th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Actually, you fail too for trying to make an arrow when you could have just done one of these: ^
June 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
PWND!
June 4th, 2009 at 01:02 pm
How was that a failure? Because I shot your bastardizing-of-the-English-language ass down? Because you're arguing with a teenager? Because you lack the skills necessary to make an arrow?
June 4th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
Fuck, am I even talking to the same "anonymous." If you have the balls to virtually insult me, at least show me a unique name. I'm just gonna go inadvertently start a flame war somewhere else. Damn
June 5th, 2009 at 06:16 am
Ta ta loser...
June 17th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Thats a good one.
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:57 pm
If being naked, in my moms living room, playing a shit game looking like a douche, makes you cool. I'll continue sucking for the rest of my life.
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:12 pm
Lol, his dick's too short to hang past the guitar.
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:17 pm
why were you looking?
June 3rd, 2009 at 05:54 am
Same reason Pierre looks I'd bet.
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:06 am
i was just going to see if he was circumcised or not.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 am
Well, was he? Paul wants to know...
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
FROOOODOOOOoO!
June 3rd, 2009 at 05:51 am
my thought as well.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Anonymous says, "Lol, his dick's too short to hang past the guitar". Maybe he has a boner and the neck of the guitar is covering it up. My truncheon gets this big when I'm playing Metal Health.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 am
man fuck you, you're still playing guitar hero 2 on playstation2, i bet you still have dial up too
June 3rd, 2009 at 01:19 am
Or the photo could have been taken a while ago, oh shit I forgot, they didn't have cameras back then. Only PS2 and douche necklaces.
June 3rd, 2009 at 06:15 am
What a fag. Who does that seriously
June 3rd, 2009 at 08:04 am
And nothing say's Suck like a Hardcore Blowjob!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:40 am
Ga ga ga Gaaaaaaay.
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:53 am
EWWWWWW!!! this guy is nasty! but this is hilarious and it would be over the top if he had something outrageous like a sitar or something. like this guy here
http://tinyurl.com/5to4np
June 3rd, 2009 at 06:10 pm
is that shia lebouf?
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
My question is why is he naked? I can't think a good reason.
June 4th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Laundry day? *shrugs*
June 4th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
Damn, that's a tiny guitar. I can't cover my shenanigans with anything smaller than a Gretsch White Falcon.
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