Anonymous says, “Lol, his dick’s too short to hang past the guitar”. Maybe he has a boner and the neck of the guitar is covering it up. My truncheon gets this big when I’m playing Metal Health.
EWWWWWW!!! this guy is nasty! but this is hilarious and it would be over the top if he had something outrageous like a sitar or something. like this guy here
How was that a failure? Because I shot your bastardizing-of-the-English-language ass down? Because you’re arguing with a teenager? Because you lack the skills necessary to make an arrow?
Fuck, am I even talking to the same “anonymous.” If you have the balls to virtually insult me, at least show me a unique name. I’m just gonna go inadvertently start a flame war somewhere else. Damn
Yeah. I have no idea what that’s doing in there. Noah the Intern puts our link dumps together. He must’ve been reading this at the time and accidentally linked it or something. Weird.
My question is why is he naked? I can’t think a good reason.
Ga ga ga Gaaaaaaay.
Anonymous says, “Lol, his dick’s too short to hang past the guitar”. Maybe he has a boner and the neck of the guitar is covering it up. My truncheon gets this big when I’m playing Metal Health.
is that shia lebouf?
Laundry day? *shrugs*
What a fag. Who does that seriously
man fuck you, you’re still playing guitar hero 2 on playstation2, i bet you still have dial up too
Or the photo could have been taken a while ago, oh shit I forgot, they didn’t have cameras back then. Only PS2 and douche necklaces.
EWWWWWW!!! this guy is nasty! but this is hilarious and it would be over the top if he had something outrageous like a sitar or something. like this guy here
http://tinyurl.com/5to4np
And nothing say’s Suck like a Hardcore Blowjob!!!
Damn, that’s a tiny guitar. I can’t cover my shenanigans with anything smaller than a Gretsch White Falcon.
Ta ta loser…
Actually, you fail too for trying to make an arrow when you could have just done one of these: ^
How was that a failure? Because I shot your bastardizing-of-the-English-language ass down? Because you’re arguing with a teenager? Because you lack the skills necessary to make an arrow?
It better not be damn cookies and cream again. Hey man, if having someone serve me ice cream from my own living room is gay, then call me Liberace
PWND!
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Both of your comments were major failures, are you sure your not friends/related to the d-bag in the picture?
17? I thought it was commonplace. Damn I need to get out.
No LIberace, but living at home with Mommy at your age might be a little gay…
Fuck, am I even talking to the same “anonymous.” If you have the balls to virtually insult me, at least show me a unique name. I’m just gonna go inadvertently start a flame war somewhere else. Damn
Was that article about sex during pregnancy supposed to be funny? That was a really weird link.
“Oompa loompa loompidy dar, guess what’s under my plastic guitar… Oompa loompa loompidy dee, it’s my midget penis.”
-Midget Tool
dude, is he even 5 feet tall???
naked midgets have no right to tell normies they suck.
plus he just looks so queer with that necklace.
Rock out with your cock out.
More like “Jam out with your clam out” ’cause this guy is a pussy…
HAHAHA comedic gold.
thats just hilarious, you douche. he doesnt want to be short! now think to yourself, what would jesus say!
Well, was he? Paul wants to know…
i was just going to see if he was circumcised or not.
Same reason Pierre looks I’d bet.
If being naked, in my moms living room, playing a shit game looking like a douche, makes you cool. I’ll continue sucking for the rest of my life.
Someone should take his plastic guitar and whack him in his nuts/vagina with it.
Agreed … whether you were talking about the guy in the pic or Thatguypete.
Hey…you no rika my posts?
Fuck NO!
Wow, he’s so cool. I totally wish I could quilt like that. And are tan lines in style? Because if so, I might be rivaling this guy for awesomeness.
You’ll be rivaling him for gayness too, right there in Mom’s living room. Hurry before she comes home with your ice cream though…
Thats a good one.
He totally enjoys a little Chuck and Buck suck and fuck.
FROOOODOOOOoO!
my thought as well.
why were you looking?
Lol, his dick’s too short to hang past the guitar.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Yu Americans are wery, wery funny. You give me title that fit with my wifestyle. I love America!!!! But I hate the arranged marriages =(
I think it’s actually instructions to his Gaysian boyfriend.
I’m really liking how Noah the Intern has become Noah’s name … or title … In my mind, that’s the name he was given at birth.