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48 Responses to "You’re Right, Naked D-Bag Playing Guitar Hero. WE Are The Ones That Suck."

  1. Anonymous says:

    My question is why is he naked? I can’t think a good reason.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ga ga ga Gaaaaaaay.

  3. horsedong says:

    Anonymous says, “Lol, his dick’s too short to hang past the guitar”. Maybe he has a boner and the neck of the guitar is covering it up. My truncheon gets this big when I’m playing Metal Health.

  4. Anonymous says:

    is that shia lebouf?

  5. vaffanculo says:

    Laundry day? *shrugs*

  6. DrDEAD says:

    What a fag. Who does that seriously

  7. Matt says:

    man fuck you, you’re still playing guitar hero 2 on playstation2, i bet you still have dial up too

  8. g-man says:

    Or the photo could have been taken a while ago, oh shit I forgot, they didn’t have cameras back then. Only PS2 and douche necklaces.

  9. Kathy says:

    EWWWWWW!!! this guy is nasty! but this is hilarious and it would be over the top if he had something outrageous like a sitar or something. like this guy here

    http://tinyurl.com/5to4np

  10. Horny Chick says:

    And nothing say’s Suck like a Hardcore Blowjob!!!

  11. Dick Tucker says:

    Damn, that’s a tiny guitar. I can’t cover my shenanigans with anything smaller than a Gretsch White Falcon.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Ta ta loser…

  13. Anonymous says:

    Actually, you fail too for trying to make an arrow when you could have just done one of these: ^

  14. sky says:

    How was that a failure? Because I shot your bastardizing-of-the-English-language ass down? Because you’re arguing with a teenager? Because you lack the skills necessary to make an arrow?

  15. sky says:

    It better not be damn cookies and cream again. Hey man, if having someone serve me ice cream from my own living room is gay, then call me Liberace

  16. Mylifesucks says:

    PWND!

  17. Anonymous says:

    /|\
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    Both of your comments were major failures, are you sure your not friends/related to the d-bag in the picture?

  18. sky says:

    17? I thought it was commonplace. Damn I need to get out.

  19. Anonymous says:

    No LIberace, but living at home with Mommy at your age might be a little gay…

  20. sky says:

    Fuck, am I even talking to the same “anonymous.” If you have the balls to virtually insult me, at least show me a unique name. I’m just gonna go inadvertently start a flame war somewhere else. Damn

  21. Anonymous says:

    Was that article about sex during pregnancy supposed to be funny? That was a really weird link.

  22. justin says:
     Yeah. I have no idea what that’s doing in there.  Noah the Intern puts our link dumps together.  He must’ve been reading this at the time and accidentally linked it or something.  Weird.
  23. sky says:

    “Oompa loompa loompidy dar, guess what’s under my plastic guitar… Oompa loompa loompidy dee, it’s my midget penis.”

    -Midget Tool

  24. Anonymous says:

    dude, is he even 5 feet tall???

    naked midgets have no right to tell normies they suck.

    plus he just looks so queer with that necklace.

  25. Felicia-O says:

    Rock out with your cock out.

  26. Thatguypete says:

    More like “Jam out with your clam out” ’cause this guy is a pussy…

  27. justin says:
     Hahaha
  28. Anonymous says:

    HAHAHA comedic gold.

  29. Anonymous says:

    thats just hilarious, you douche. he doesnt want to be short! now think to yourself, what would jesus say! :)

  30. Anonymous says:

    Well, was he? Paul wants to know…

  31. chili mac says:

    i was just going to see if he was circumcised or not.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Same reason Pierre looks I’d bet.

  33. Me says:

    If being naked, in my moms living room, playing a shit game looking like a douche, makes you cool. I’ll continue sucking for the rest of my life.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Someone should take his plastic guitar and whack him in his nuts/vagina with it.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Agreed … whether you were talking about the guy in the pic or Thatguypete.

  36. Thatguypete says:

    Hey…you no rika my posts?

  37. Anonymous says:

    Fuck NO!

  38. sky says:

    Wow, he’s so cool. I totally wish I could quilt like that. And are tan lines in style? Because if so, I might be rivaling this guy for awesomeness.

  39. Anonymous says:

    You’ll be rivaling him for gayness too, right there in Mom’s living room. Hurry before she comes home with your ice cream though…

  40. skinnypuppy says:

    Thats a good one.

  41. Hot Dip says:

    He totally enjoys a little Chuck and Buck suck and fuck.

  42. Pierre says:

    FROOOODOOOOoO!

  43. Johnny Mastodon says:

    my thought as well.

  44. Anonymous says:

    why were you looking?

  45. Anonymous says:

    Lol, his dick’s too short to hang past the guitar.

  46. Gaysian Boyfriend says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Yu Americans are wery, wery funny. You give me title that fit with my wifestyle. I love America!!!! But I hate the arranged marriages =(

  47. Mudbutt says:

    I think it’s actually instructions to his Gaysian boyfriend.

  48. rgar says:

    I’m really liking how Noah the Intern has become Noah’s name … or title … In my mind, that’s the name he was given at birth.


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