We recently read this story, about a guy who accidentally cut his own penis off with a saw. That got us thinking about two things: safety in the workplace, and what it would be like to see a terribly over-acted dramatization of that guy cutting of his own penis. Luckily, there's the Found Footage Festival, which is a film fest that screens exactly these types of videos (among other things). Most of these videos can't be found anywhere online (hence the bootlegedness of the video above), but after that penis story, we were in the mood to watch some old women gash their arms open with boxcutters, and children caught in horrific flaming car crashes, so we managed to track this down.
I think my favorite part is that the black guy backing out of his drive way is dressed like he was going to audition to play a pedophile in a NBC PSA from the late seventies.
HAHAHA Longaberger the Basket company in Ohio shows this film!!! I watched it about 5 years ago when I worked at the Golf Club. It was very hard to take them seriously after that.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 7th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I think my favorite part is that the black guy backing out of his drive way is dressed like he was going to audition to play a pedophile in a NBC PSA from the late seventies.
July 7th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Man whatever business this is their insurance bill must be out of this world.
August 1st, 2009 at 04:59 pm
Hey look at that beautiful lady... whoa wwhhooaaaaa. I'm gay
August 4th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
HAHAHA Longaberger the Basket company in Ohio shows this film!!! I watched it about 5 years ago when I worked at the Golf Club. It was very hard to take them seriously after that.
August 4th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
HAHAHAHAH!!!! They showed this film in new-hire training when I worked for Comcast..... hahahahaha
August 5th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
oh its a beautiful woman walking BUT WAIT!! she has an eye patch, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
September 29th, 2009 at 01:54 pm
I had to watch this video when I was training for a 'heavy lifting' job. Made me laugh the whole time!!
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