You know, being a parent is tough. You have to worry about whether or not your baby is getting the vitamins and nutrients it needs to grow strong, and whether or not you're giving it AIDS through your breast milk. There's just so many worries.
I used to wait tables, and let me tell you, if we didn't like a customer, we weren't shy about pulling out the ol' "putting HIV blood in the Pepsi" trick. That was our go to.
Unfortunately, neither the mother nor the baby will probably get AIDS. The baby will be healthy (relatively speaking), and eventually grow to the ripe old age of 15. This is when they will have a kid of his or her own ... and then the cycle will continue.
I bet my ass that bitch is as fat as that hippo staring Madagascar.
Also we all can see she's stupid enough to believe in "hiv infected pepsi", and she (like lots of other stupid people) uses the internet in order to get "medical advice".
I'm sad for that poor baby, he'll be for sure diabetic before he turns 6 (and that's not cool at all).
Oh the humanity!
you're an idiot. there was probably low CO2 in the pepsi and you're dumb, high anxiety, new mom self is looking for the least realistic and possible lawsuit explanation. i hope you get HIV.
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May 26th, 2009 at 10:21 am
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May 26th, 2009 at 04:43 pm
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May 26th, 2009 at 10:36 am
That kid's a future astrophysicist for sure.
I guess she'll be OK as long as she doesn't breastfeed him "aloot."
May 26th, 2009 at 10:56 am
give her a break, she's canadian.
May 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Unfortunately, neither the mother nor the baby will probably get AIDS. The baby will be healthy (relatively speaking), and eventually grow to the ripe old age of 15. This is when they will have a kid of his or her own ... and then the cycle will continue.
May 26th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
funny expert troll is unfunny.
May 26th, 2009 at 01:27 pm
lol@presidents
May 26th, 2009 at 03:01 pm
AIDS! For sure she got Aids. Her baby too, 75% sure the father as well.
May 26th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
No you don't have HIV but you definitely deserve it.
May 26th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I bet my ass that bitch is as fat as that hippo staring Madagascar.
Also we all can see she's stupid enough to believe in "hiv infected pepsi", and she (like lots of other stupid people) uses the internet in order to get "medical advice".
I'm sad for that poor baby, he'll be for sure diabetic before he turns 6 (and that's not cool at all).
Oh the humanity!
May 27th, 2009 at 02:17 am
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May 27th, 2009 at 02:21 am
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May 27th, 2009 at 08:57 pm
you're an idiot. there was probably low CO2 in the pepsi and you're dumb, high anxiety, new mom self is looking for the least realistic and possible lawsuit explanation. i hope you get HIV.
May 28th, 2009 at 04:12 pm
Yeah, it's not like it could have tasted like blood BECAUSE YOU HAVE GUM PROBLEMS ...
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