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Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest Winners

Well kids, it’s been a bumpy ride full of craziness, suspense and, yes, unwholesome touching.  We tasked you with making Twilight into a watchable film and you didn’t disappoint.  Except with that unwholesome touching business.  Four fingers is really too many.  But in terms of Photoshops you guys are awesome. 
 
In tribute to your greatess, we present a selection of the entries we received in no particular order.  Except for the last one which is going to be the winner of our delightful swag prize.  If you want to see the full spread, check out the Facebook page.  But for now, here’s what we got.  Sweet.
 

megan fox

 

 
 
gay vampire
 
tarantino
 
sesame street
 
aliens
 
mortal kombat
 
 
mad max
 
hooters
 
mr. t
 
village people
 
brothers
 
vuvuzela
 
pedobear
 
predator
 
blade
 
bp oil spill
 
retard
 
And the entry that got the best response from the fans in the Facebook group and clearly shows the best use of Wookiees is our winner.  Scott Templeman, the swag is yours.  We’ll send you a message on Facebook and make arrangments for an intern to run your loot on over..
 
star wars
 
Thanmks to all out entrants, we got some amazing stuff and we’ll have a new contest lined up next week for even more loot.  Ya know, if you’re down for that.

16 Responses to "Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest Winners"

  1. E.Normus says:

    And they don’t effing sparkle, so go figure… Why were you looking at the mirror in that pic?

  2. still laughing says:

    “that twilight queef” hahahaha

  3. Someguy says:

    And no one did a “Twinklight” poster? I’m disappointed.

  4. Machine Head says:

    Can I also point that the first one is incorrect? Megan Fox isn’t in movie used there. It’s Odette Yustman and the movie poster is from The Unborn.

  5. E.Normus says:

    Wow… It’s a Photoshop dude… Are you serious?

  6. F'N RIGGED says:

    REALLY?!?! WOOKIES?!?! THE FRIGGIN COUNT WON THIS DOG N PONY SHOW HANDS DOWN!!! FYI, FIRST BITCHES!!!

  7. Ian Fortey says:
    The count was pretty aweosme too.  Judging was left in the hands of the fans and Star Wars pulled in the most commentary. 
  8. hm says:

    thank god it’s almost over…

  9. 00kla the M0k says:

    If I took part in that shitty facebook thing, I would have voted for Vuvusela(?) one or the one with frankenstien, jason, etc.

    But as was said before. Your in-house Blade one was still the best.

  10. Sirdrinks says:

    If steve buscemi was the head vampire and christopher walken head of the wolves I would’ve paid the admission…

  11. sick bastard says:

    haha, this is hilarious

  12. JohnnyJ says:

    No man the Blade one wins hands down. Who made that? Fuckin Awesome.

  13. Eric Cartmanri says:

    I agree! Brilliant

  14. Kris Kuhn says:

    @JohnnyJ-thanks dude. I wish I could get swagged.

  15. Anonymous moses says:

    the derrrrp one is the only one that made me lol

  16. nunya says:

    first one isn’t possible. vampires don’t cast reflections