Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

posted 06/28/2010
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This Wednesday the new Twilight movie drops on an unsuspecting public like so many celluloid turds from the uncaring asses of greedy, Hollywood devils. People are already lined up! And while making jokes at the expense of Twilight is as old as the day after the first book was released, it doesn’t mean it’s without merit.

In honor of this final terrible movie, we’re holding a contest. Photoshop a scene from Twilight to trick people like us into thinking it might be worth watching. The first two sucked, but what could redeem this one? We have some examples if you’re not sure.

Whip up a photoshop to make us believe and post it – it’ll be easier if you post to our Facebook page so we know who you are, then we’ll pick a winner and fire off a wicked awesome Holy Taco Prize Pack to you, complete with t shirt and possibly some other swag we have laying under our desks here in the office.

Made by Amber Meadows

made by amber meadows

Tags: Blog entry, contest, movie, photoshop

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6 Responses to "Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest"

orifice jerq says:

June 28, 2010 at 12:18 pm

well you already killed the contest with the Blade one…
Retard says:

June 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I was like who the fuck is Blade, then I remembered. I was happy I am not as gay as you for knowing right of the top of my head. I can’t wait for the next movie. June 30th. YAY. I wanna Eclipse some hairy ass after the movie.
office jerk says:

June 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm

get me some swag

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Anonymous1123 says:

June 28, 2010 at 6:27 pm

blade ftw
man with gf who loves twilight says:

June 29, 2010 at 8:12 am

“In honor of this final terrible movie, we’re holding a contest.” FAIL HOLY TACO. there is still on more unholy effing movie to go… but it might be half way decent becuase they are basicaly doing all movie long or so my girlfriend who is standing in line to see the first 3 movies back to back to back… please see a prayer for me that i dont go insane thank you
00kla the M0k says:

June 29, 2010 at 11:52 am

Your post has gremlins.

… but I’ll pray for you anyhow.

Oh Wotan! I beseech thee deliver man-with-gf-who-loves-twilight from the tortures of gay vampire movies. Shield his mind from the the vapid speech of goth chicks. And also, oh great Wotan, if he wavers in the face of this cinematic dross and begins to enjoy it, then smite him dead in a painful head-belly combo way as Saint Moe might have. Amen

Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

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