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Tyler Perry’s Doodles

Tyler Perry is one of the most profitable and successful filmmakers of modern times. The only problem is that he sucks. Since we’re constantly striving to become Hollywood’s next big black film writer/director, we happened upon (read: stole) a page of doodles he scribbled in one of his notepads. Check it out:

11 Responses to "Tyler Perry’s Doodles"

  1. Ben Affleck says:

    There is nothing funny about Tyler Perry at all.

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    These look exactly like my doodles!

  3. DonkeyXote. says:

    Well, at least the part showing “me” eating a cock shaped hot dog.

  4. pratik says:

    Why do all black movies always have poor black people in church and rich black people in drug gangs at the same time?

    It’s like the positive and negative stereotypes cancel each other out. I’m surprised the movies’ soundtracks don’t have Kirk Franklin and DMX back to back.

  5. Poncharello says:

    Vampires are fags. <— most important thing

    And tyler drew himself as a monkey on the border. A gay/hungry chimp. He is a self hating gay racist. His next film aught to be an autobiography about this, with all the parts played by chimps. Vampires might fit in there somewhere I think.

  6. ryan says:

    I fucking hate Tyler Perry. He’s such a pretentious dick and all of his shows and movies are racist to black people… BUT WAIT! It’s magically okay and funny because he’s technically black too. Plus they just aren’t funny

  7. Dude, I actually laughed out loud over the left margin.

    captcha: drowns in

    The rest of the Jeopardy answer is: “Tyler Perry this every night..”

    The question: “What is semen?”

  8. edit: Tyler Perry (captcha) this every night

    This captcha works too: would plumber

    But for Tyler it’d be wood plumber.

  9. Vincent Van Gonad says:

    That drawing of Tyler Perry looks a lot like the “I’m on a horse” guy from those Old Spice commercials who, sadly, is going to be in Tyler Perry’s next movie.

  10. DonkeyXote says:


  11. office jerk, says: