We're all familiar with the Butter Face, but how grisly does a lady's mug have to be before you decide, "I just can't do it." Well, we decided to put the challenge to you, and we took incredibly hot bikini models, and replaced their faces, with the faces of some of today's strangest looking male actors. So, would you.. ya know... do 'em?
i just keep imagining him being mostly silent throughout, or making more girly sex noises, and since you're doing "her" in doggy style you barely notice anyway, until he/she climaxes with a thundering "DIABEETUS". He then immediately turns around, putting you on all fours, and reveals his cock, yelling "THESE ARE MY TESTING SUPPLIES" before anally raping you.
Did you notice that the bigger the breasts the closer the competition was between yes and no. We're such dogs. Put bigger boobs on Clint and see what happens.
The question was have sex with, not make out with. In which case which case it should be a definite yes to each one. That is what doggystyle is for people. Pull the blinds down and turn the lights off and hopefully it wont scar you for life.
Robert de Niro and Al Pacino faces on a hot chick...wow I got a boner. Seriously, who wouldn't hit that?!
A threesome would be perfect, guns will be drawn and sparks will fly as the two dangerous leading men/women race to finish me off.
We said we'd have sex with number 1 because we've ALL wanted to have sex with Clint Eastwood. And seriously, who DOESN'T want to give the Diabetes Guy a big ol' facial. S'right... sink my wiener DEEP into that Liberty Medical Plan.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 17th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Wilford Brimley is quite tempting here, as long as I wouldn't have to listen to one of those diabetes schpeels afterwards
April 17th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
It's the tempting mustache.
April 17th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
i just keep imagining him being mostly silent throughout, or making more girly sex noises, and since you're doing "her" in doggy style you barely notice anyway, until he/she climaxes with a thundering "DIABEETUS". He then immediately turns around, putting you on all fours, and reveals his cock, yelling "THESE ARE MY TESTING SUPPLIES" before anally raping you.
April 17th, 2009 at 05:59 pm
you had me at anally raping me
September 28th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
As long as noone asks for any oatmeal.
April 17th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
I feel dirty now...
April 17th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
Isn't butterface condition the reason doggy-style was invented?
April 17th, 2009 at 01:06 pm
The Pacino body... anyone know who that is?
April 17th, 2009 at 01:16 pm
I'd do the Wilford Brimley chick...cuz "It's the right thing to do"
April 17th, 2009 at 07:46 pm
but a not so tasty way to do it!
April 17th, 2009 at 01:23 pm
Paper bags solve EVERYTHING!
April 17th, 2009 at 01:24 pm
Did you notice that the bigger the breasts the closer the competition was between yes and no. We're such dogs. Put bigger boobs on Clint and see what happens.
April 17th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
April 17th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
April 17th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
I think I made it through the first few without even noticing the face....too distracted by the large tits and smokin bods.
April 17th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
This confuses my penis so very much.
April 17th, 2009 at 02:23 pm
check out the tits on keith richards!
April 17th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
This was good, you guys are sick fucks.
April 17th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
WOW this is disgusting.
April 20th, 2009 at 06:59 am
Yes. May we have more please ?!?
April 17th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
no "FUCK NO!" option?
April 17th, 2009 at 03:08 pm
To the 83.3% of you that disagree and would not do the Shane MacGowan, just two words: no teeth
April 17th, 2009 at 07:32 pm
Why bother? Just punch an average skank in the mouth, and a good one should knock all the teeth out.
April 17th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
I totally know a chick who looks like the Busey photo. I hooked up with her once too. Do I win something for that?
April 17th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
No, but you do lose your dignity. Congratulations
April 17th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
Had there been a Sean Connery one, I'd hit it. But that's it, ok, ok, maybe a young Burt Reynolds.
April 17th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
The question was have sex with, not make out with. In which case which case it should be a definite yes to each one. That is what doggystyle is for people. Pull the blinds down and turn the lights off and hopefully it wont scar you for life.
April 17th, 2009 at 03:43 pm
Clint Eastwood? I'd have sex with him anyway.
April 17th, 2009 at 03:53 pm
They are disgusting!
April 17th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
Darn I am sexy.
April 17th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
Yeah, but with the diabetes you probably wouldn't have the energy to screw, so what good is sexy then?
April 17th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
Holy shit. Who is the second chick? I would totally do her with the mandatory paper bag.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:59 pm
Why, that's Al Pacino!
April 17th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
Keith Richards blurred to death almost makes a nice Amy Winehouse. Unretouched... more like grandmama.
April 17th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
why couldn't you use the YOUNG Gary Busey?
April 17th, 2009 at 07:34 pm
Busey has a wicked huge camel toe... For some reason that doesn't surprise me.
April 17th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
this would be much better if i were seeing real butterface girls
April 17th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
Robert de Niro and Al Pacino faces on a hot chick...wow I got a boner. Seriously, who wouldn't hit that?!
A threesome would be perfect, guns will be drawn and sparks will fly as the two dangerous leading men/women race to finish me off.
April 17th, 2009 at 09:33 pm
We said we'd have sex with number 1 because we've ALL wanted to have sex with Clint Eastwood. And seriously, who DOESN'T want to give the Diabetes Guy a big ol' facial. S'right... sink my wiener DEEP into that Liberty Medical Plan.
April 17th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
i can't stop lolling
April 18th, 2009 at 12:56 am
When in doubt paper bag that shit.
April 18th, 2009 at 05:09 am
My brainnnnn!!!
April 18th, 2009 at 07:04 am
That was nauseating...
April 18th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I'm going to BARF.
April 18th, 2009 at 01:01 pm
yes more bit of
kool Ass of Densie
April 18th, 2009 at 09:54 pm
this was about the stupidest thing I saw here
April 20th, 2009 at 07:35 am
You're about the stupidest thing I've seen here. douche
April 19th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Wait, are you guys sure you didn't use Lindsay Lohan in the first picture?
April 19th, 2009 at 04:49 am
Should've put an unedited picture of Amy Winehouse for the last one.
April 19th, 2009 at 09:50 am
BLAHAHA
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