We're all familiar with the Butter Face, but how grisly does a lady's mug have to be before you decide, "I just can't do it." Well, we decided to put the challenge to you, and we took incredibly hot bikini models, and replaced their faces, with the faces of some of today's strangest looking male actors. So, would you.. ya know... do 'em?
First of all, every guy that answered no is a liar
Secondly, we all know, that if you're a guy and you're put in a room with 99% of ugly / fat (or both) females on this planet, you'd fuck them if nobody would know about it...The only ones you wouldn't fuck are the one where the sheer mechanics of it would be impossible...
Holy shit dude. I thought the pictures were bad, then I read your reply. I can tell ya if you put me in a room with 99% of the fatties and uglies? I ain't touching that shit for anything. There are guys out there that have standards when it comes to sex thanks much. As for the whole doggy/back combo? No way that would work for me. The very thought is fuckin sick.
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April 19th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
Maybe if your staff did a better job at photoshop, you could have had a funnier piece.
But good job running an easy joke into the ground!
April 20th, 2009 at 03:16 am
Fuck me, you guys are all uptight shits!!
Look at the wagons on some of those bitches, I wouldnt give a fuck if they had the face of Moe the Bartender, I'd still fuck them.
Hey, you dont look at the clock when you're poking the fire, do ye??
April 20th, 2009 at 06:55 am
i would fuck keith richards as male (cause of his great music and he is a god) so YES I WOULD FUCK the person on this picture
April 20th, 2009 at 09:21 am
First of all, every guy that answered no is a liar
Secondly, we all know, that if you're a guy and you're put in a room with 99% of ugly / fat (or both) females on this planet, you'd fuck them if nobody would know about it...The only ones you wouldn't fuck are the one where the sheer mechanics of it would be impossible...
May 1st, 2009 at 04:59 pm
Holy shit dude. I thought the pictures were bad, then I read your reply. I can tell ya if you put me in a room with 99% of the fatties and uglies? I ain't touching that shit for anything. There are guys out there that have standards when it comes to sex thanks much. As for the whole doggy/back combo? No way that would work for me. The very thought is fuckin sick.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Real butterfaces: http://www.manscript.com/ugly-girls/butterface-a-waste-of-a-damn-good-body/
April 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I've seen some grizzled surfer chicks that have that Pacino look.Great bodies, not so great faces...Sun & surf doesn't age so well.
April 20th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
Keith Richards is hot...
April 21st, 2009 at 12:49 pm
This is why God invented doggystyle and paper bags.
May 7th, 2009 at 06:26 am
y
May 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
this was dumb. When you use all dudes that are 60+ years old and the photoshopping is so horrible its impossible to say yes to any of those.
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